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Combat Arms

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Sums up the entire game and the gameplay.
This is what every single hardcore Cumbat-Arms player looks like.

Cumbat-Arms is a crappy, low res, FPS game for the PC console. Combat Arms is made by the jews, Nexon, the developers of the awesome game Maplestory. Combat Arms mostly consists of throwing your money into a endless hole for Nexon for completely useless virtual shit like a noob-tube or a minigun. If you don't pay any money, you can be guaranteed to be buttfucked. Other then that, on the technically side of Combat Arms, it is something that would work on the Wii, it's grahpics are nowhere comparable to decent games like Call of Duty or Battlefield. CA is known for it's hackers, as there are over 9000 hacking clients for the game, from nude textures to aimbots.

CA boasts they have the biggest armory in any FPS game when all their guns are rextextured low poly shit.

EXAMPLE:

Ak-74

AK-74u

AK-74u GOLD

AK-74u CAMO

AK-74u CAMO

AK-74M

AK-74M GOLD

AK-74M BLACK

AK-74M CAMO




Elite Moderators

Even worse is the idea of a Elite Moderator, someone who can kick anyone from their room (only for 7 days, then you have to RE-FUCKING-PURCHASE Once you reach a certain rank, you unlock it forever). Most EMs are butthurt 12 year olds who have no skills whatsoever, or are 30 year old virgins that kick anyone who can manage a positive score, to protect their kdrs.


Get used to seeing this.

Here are some reasons for their rage kicks:

  • You are better than them.
  • You're using an over-powered weapon.
  • You've killed them repeatedly and they haven't managed to get even with you.
  • You hack because you have better aim than them.
  • You cham because you listened to the sound of their footsteps and waited for them to come.
  • They needed to make room for a friend.
  • They needed to make room for a clanmate.
  • They want to win.
  • You keep killing them with a knife.
  • You keep killing them with a pistol.
  • You're getting in the way of their noob farm.


Gameplay

Only way to win: Buy more NX. "Play4Free" "Pay4fun"


What you can expect from Combat Arms:

  • Shooting a RPG 60 times at a wall and not even scratching it.
  • Same Sounds for all SMGs, Some sound for all Assault rifles, etc.
  • The game is filled up to the ass with hackers.
  • You get kicked within the first 5 minutes of the game.
  • You get kicked for getting 2 headshots in a row and some fag screams: "AIMBOT".
  • You get kicked by the Elite Moderator (Some White kid who payed for a MOD position in his room for 7 days) because you are better then him.
  • You get killed by some hacker with a knife on the other side of the map.
  • You have to pay to do ANYTHING in the game.
  • A fucking endless hole to throw your money into.
  • You have to buy NX either by begging your mom for her credit card, steal cash out of her purse to - get a NX giftcard at a convience store, or fill dipshit endless surveys for NX.
  • Going to the Gun Emporium to make a water gun (TRUE).
  • Get reported to NEXON for getting ultra kills (4 kills quickly in a row).
  • Dying from falling in water.
  • Getting killed by a guy flying in mid-air.
  • Getting shitted on by Nexon.
  • Getting prefired when you turn corners by chammers.
  • Get accused of hacking.
  • Get accused of Aimbotting.
  • Get accused of Chamming.
  • Marveling at the shitty 16 bit textures.
  • Only 6 FKING player models to chose from (no customizing >:O).
  • ^You can ALWAYS pay for more models of big boob whores.
  • HORRIBLE voice acting, as if it was by some half dead mexian drug dealer.
  • Being able to run at 25 miles per hour because you bought certain items with speed bonuses.
  • Getting killed from running down a flight of stairs too quickly.
  • Dying for no apparent reason and slumping over and floating.
  • People spamming websites with keylogger programs all day and not getting banned for it.
  • Always being on the side with the noobs.
  • Always being forced to play against players that are far superior to you.
  • Surviving an AK-47 round to the chest, but dying from falling 10 feet.




Typical Hacking/Butthurt kicking.

End result of a successful troll.

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Clans

Most Clans in the top 100 of Combat Arms are made up of hackers and nolifes. During a clan match, a elite moderator will probably kick everyone not on his team for victory. During a clan match, both clans will ALWAYS accuse each other of hacking.



Forums

A place where players are supposed to have intelligent, friendly conversations regarding the game. However, this is not usually the case. Most of the time, you will encounter at least one troll per thread, and most threads will end in either being deleted or locked, due to said, trolls.

Notable members:

DISCLAIMER: ALL THE BELOW INFORMATION IS 102% CORRECT AND SHOULD BE TAKEN AS THE TRUTH (TRUTH MEANING COMPLETE BULLSHIT), REGARDLESS OF OTHER PROOF OR EVIDENCE POINTING OTHERWISE(TROLLS HATE BEING TOLD THEY'RE WRONG). FOR REFERENCE OF THESE INFO PLEASE CONSULT JJMAX (AS HE WILL MOST LIKELY CONTINUE TO SUPPORT THIS BULLSHIT AND WASTE YOUR TIME)

  • xJVIayhem: Some guy that keeps riding and sucking Nexon's gold-plated cock and balls by pretending to care about others in the hopes that he may one day, become a forum moderator.
  • CC_FANG: A forum moderator who is referred to as, "The Forum MILF." She usually responds to the noobs that spam threads, asking for ban appeals, then gives them a copy-pasted message like an annoying automated answering machine kindly telling them to use customer support or fuck off the forum.
  • thejjmax: The best of the best, if the best was actually what is the worst. Wastes time on aggravating others and does pointless things that make others waste their time on those pointless problems.
  • Linque: Ugly. Confirmed to have ADHD, autism, Aspergers, or whatever the fuck causes him to spout fuckall sentences. Pretty much the resident Chris-chan. He is also obsessed with cute anime girls. Also a known pedophile, due to said girls. More recently he's been slammed down my CC_FANG. B&!!!
  • Kalika: A former Community Manager of the Nexon forums. At her peak, she was one of the most liked and respected of all CMs; she was so famous that she even had an ingame item named after her. She quit back in 2012, causing a shit ton of sadness among the forumers.
  • Khali: The temporary forum Community Manager that replaced Kalika. She was far more talkative and interacted more with the community than Kalika, and was pretty chill on letting trolls do their thing. She quit only months after finding a new job position, to work for THQ, that then went out of business shortly after.
  • ColonelPanic: A member of one of Nexon's teams; he was serving in the community moderator spot while doing his normal job for a few months until a new CM was recently chosen. He's was quite removed and not as involved as necessary so many trolls used this to their advantage. At most you will get from him is just some stern talking.

  • AMD64USER: Some 50+ gamer that is currently waging war with JJmax. He has also staged virtual weddings between underage gamers.
  • Scarbird: LOLDEAD!!oneone A former forumer that was an avid poster and was well liked by the community. Died in an unfortunate accident and made local headline news. Bringing him up is sure to cause massive butthurt among the already mentioned forumers.
  • Foofoo14: Another troll of the CA forums. Like thejjmax he has made other users rage, but works in random bursts. He's earned the scorn of MystMooneh and other homosexual faggots (see all of the above listed users) alike He is also known to kick good players when they get in the way of his fun. INFECTED WINS!!111!!!!
  • Domlin: A troll, who had caused more lulz than anyone in CA forum history. Known for his beautiful artwork and making people delete system 32 in the hopes that they will somehow acquire nx. He is known to possess many alternate accounts and usually goes all out until he is banned.
  • Mikukitty01: Some 20+ homosexual forumer who admitted to having cried over the death of scarbird, having claimed to have had a close connection to aforementioned person. He is relatively inactive and usually prowls the off-topic section on the forum.

What you can expect to see when on the forums:

  • People trying to scam you for your account.
  • Girl gamers trying to get people to watch them play live.
  • Spammer.
  • Troll thread.
  • People proudly displaying their skills in a pro montage.
  • People advertising (OP usually gets banned and the thread deleted).

Trolling the forums

Due to the fact that the vast majority of forumers are idiots, trolling the forums is quite easy.

How to troll the forums:

  • Spam every thread.
  • Post shock images.
  • Have an opinion.
  • Call people names.
  • Generally be an ass to everyone.
  • Suggest ridiculous things, such as the ability to equip a scope on your knife.
  • Flood the tips and hints section with dipshit stupid questions, such as how to log onto the forums, how to shoot your gun, how to jump, ect...
  • Farm threads in the clan recruitment section until the mods show up and delete all your replies.
  • Admit to having used hacks in the past.
  • Use an offensive avatar.
  • Necro-bump as often as possible.
  • Bring up the death of Scarbird.
  • Basically just be like Foofoo14 and JJMax.


InGame Trolling

As with any other online multiplayer game, there will always be people who are constantly looking for the opportunity to ruin others' fun.

Trolling Tips:

  • Use an over-powered weapon and own with it.
  • Use the default weapon and own with them.
  • Rage-kick anyone who kills you.
  • Rage-kick the best player on the opposing side.
  • Rage-kick in general.
  • Team-kill.
  • Use flash and smoke grenades.
  • Use a machine gun.
  • Use a sniper rifle at close range.
  • Use a rocket launcher at point blank.
  • Use a shotgun.
  • Use only NX gear.
  • Hack.
  • Glitch.
  • Be a better player.
  • Refuse to start a room.

See also

http://combatarms.nexon.net

http://combatarms.nexon.com

http://combatarms.nexon.net/Community


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