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Internet license
Honorary Ed Lolington
Internet license
is part of a series on
Internet Law.
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An Internet license is the legal document that enables you to use the internets. When you are caught by Internet police doing something unbelievably fucktarded OL, you will have to go to Internet court. If you are found guilty of extremely grave charges, you may have your Internet license revoked, which is the hardest punishment in Internet Law.
It should be noted that Internet court only revokes Internet licenses when serious offenses against the internets are committed, like "X-treme faggotry OTI" or "Posting AIM convos".
Without an Internet license, you can't access the Internet at all; which means no email, no pr0n, no LiveJournal, no ED, and obviously, no lulz.
See also
- Hippocratic License–an SJW attempt to make this real