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Gorgeous George/List of LOLsuits
—Gore Vidal | ||
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GG likes to file lolsuits the same way he devours chips at Nacho Mama's...constantly. In a recent radio show he admitted he had three lolsuits going on. I guess he needs to figure out someway to pay the Takeout-Taxi. :D
Lolsuit (2010 Edition)
As of March 5, 2010, according to Justia, Gorgeous George is filing an internet lawsuit against Jean Jack Gibson, Luis Calex and Harry Benson, three Something Awful Goons in the Federal Court for the Eastern District of Virginia. Serious Business is expected to ensue.
—G.A.Y, written in a childlike scrawl complete with horrible English[2] | ||
in forma pauperis
On the 11th of March 2010, the case was dismissed as George not only filled out the complaint incorrectly [3], but also used the wrong color crayon when doing so. Also of note was that an in forma pauperis (IFP) application was accepted. An IFP is described as a petition filed by a poor person in order to proceed in court without having to pay court costs such as filing fees. [4]. So much for the six income figure.
Streisand'
George, not being content with being a laughing stock on SA, decided that he'd give the court system something to laugh at when he partitioned for the already opened IFP application to be sealed [5]. The honourable Judge, seeing that the bell couldn't be unrung, told George to STFU and start paying for the court costs if he wished to keep his information under wraps when filing frivolous lawsuits[6]. And Again [7]. And again [8]. And again [9]. And again [10]. And again [11] And again, with even more goon names written on a slant.[12][13] Ad infinitum.
GG files another LOLsuit (2012 Edition)
A Goon did some private detective work and found out that GG is still doing his show, despite his atrocious behavior. Also, George still wants to give the Virginia Court Systems something to continue to laugh at by filing yet another frivolous lawsuit, this time with all the names on the doc. being professional athletes, actors, or video game characters.
Links to GG's latest court docs and LOLsuit http://ia700200.us.archive.org/18/items/gov.uscourts.vaed.278299/gov.uscourts.vaed.278299.docket.html
It should be no surprise that this case got laughed out of court...again. :D
LOLsuit (2013 Edition)
True to form, GG is back at it again with his frivolous "lolsuits" Also sticking to form, GG has decided to sue more celebrities, athletes, and video game characters. One of the Defendants happens to be the same one from some of his previous "lolsuits" Gordon Freeman from "Half-Life"
http://dockets.justia.com/docket/circuit-courts/ca4/13-1048/
Apparently his taxi gig just isn't paying the mortgage on his "mansion" that mommy and daddy gave to him (that is if it hasn't been foreclosed already) and GG is looking for a way to make easy money by suing people, even if they aren't real. Only in GG's delusional mind does he think he has a legitimate case and that he will finally be making a "six-income figure" he always talks about.
The case didn't last long before it was laughed out of court again. The judge citing GG's lack of evidence, class and intelligence. It is rumored in 2014 that GG plans on suing Snake Plissken and Master Chief.
Copyright Fail
Since GG has consistently failed with his lolsuits he actually registered his work with the Library of Congress thinking that will give him carte blanche to sue whomever he wants. Not realizing of course that this doesn't protect him from the constant laughing people do when they see him waddle down the street. Also since GG registered his work he unintentionally self-doxed himself. :D LULZ!
Of course GG couldn't do this without some sort of failure. When GG wrote down the date of the work he put down 2012 meaning that only the shows he has done that year can be protected. Since nobody that trolls him upload videos from then it makes the copyright useless. The only thing 2012 was known for was zzz.
Here We Go Again. Another LOLsuit (2014 Edition)
In a decision that shocked absolutely no one George has filed another lolsuit. This time against two people who haven't trolled GG in more than a year and some guy named Roy Gerbil. We all knew that George would sue another fictional character and this time it's Roy. Roy Gerbil is a name that The Phone Losers of America frequently uses to hide their identity.
Considering George has no evidence this case should be thrown out in no time. He claims his copyright is proof enough even though it just protects him for the year 2012 only. All the evidence he has is in his head.
GG feeling confident about his chances in court started to throw his weight around (both figuratively and literally). Since GG is a genuine victim of the internet he calmly wrote a message to his aggressors.
In a recent development is has been revealed that GG is suing the trio for civil rights.
When a reporter asked GG why he belched "Those goons deprived me of my third snack which is clearly marked as illegal in the Geneva Convention". That was when he waddled back to his coupon sales job. Considering that George is the one has dealt out death threats, false flagged video and invaded peoples privacy so he could baw at his detractors over the phone this case should be thrown out of the court yesterday.
Gorgeous George Criminal Record "What's causin' all of this?"
Update: as of 12-30-2010 Gorgeous George criminal record. Behold the immense criminal record (I had no idea they stacked shit that high!)
The 9th one is GG's fathers criminal record, proving that his dad did indeed shoot a dog for crapping on his lawn.
