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Addison Mikkelson
You're 17 years old, bored and struggling with teen angst, and you have the unfortunate name of Addison. So what do you do? Find a hobby that will make you famous, of course.
Addison Marshall Mikkelson did just that, and that hobby is filming every cop he could intentionally come in contact with and passive aggressively attempt to flip the script and preach their own law to them. If he felt they acted out of line during the encounter, he promptly uploads the video to YouTube and cries to everyone that he was violated by the Gestapo police force of his militant town.
Boy vs. "The Man"
Addison revealed in an interview that he listens to local police scanners in an effort to hunt down any cops nearby in his hometown of Topeka, Kansas. Once he acquires his target, he drives to their location and begins filming them with a large camera. He purposely makes himself visible to the cops in an effort to entice them into violating the rights of a young punk filming them on the job with obviously malicious intentions.
The fact that their teenage antagonist is only 17 years old really puts a wrench in the situation, as no grown man trying to do his job wants to let some kid with nothing better to do try to get him fired, especially when said person is an armed public servant on a power trip.
Addison is basically taking it upon himself to act as a teenage babysitter for adult police officers in his Wizard of Oz town. He claims he doesn't hate cops, but feels he needs to police the police and report any one of them that fails his test to his subscribers.
After posting his first video in December of 2013, a website caught notice of his shenanigans and thrust him into the public spotlight as a victim of harassment. He took advantage of this by setting up an online fund raiser seeking money for "equipment" and "lawyer fees" to pay for the tickets he earns himself by fucking with police.
Long story short: teenage boy trolls cops for a living.
The new trend in trolling
With coning an overdone prank of the past, pretending to fart on people in public being childish deuschbaggery, and Fred Phelps recently being dead, the world needed a fresh way to troll people IRL. Cops became a popular target because of the large amount of conspiracy nutjobs who believe in an upcoming New World Order that's going to turn the US into a militant police state. Exposing aggressive cops on film has found a big audience as a result, especially after the king of tinfoil hat people himself covered the story.
The kicker about filming police in public is that it's perfectly legal. People originally began filming their encounters with police whenever they got pulled over in case they needed the audio or video as evidence against brutality. Once those videos turned out to be AdSense-worthy on YouTube, people began filming cops while talking shit to them in order to try to get a millions of views-worthy response out of them, as well as a possible resulting lawsuit.
- Don't film me, homie
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Addy sells out
As with any other greedy American kid raised on the belief that cash is king, Addison turned his plot into profit. Well aware of the impending accusations he would face, he set up a fundraiser called "Operation Freedom" with the following message:
He additionally stated that no one should be obligated to donate anything to him, but provided the link just in case. While the conspiracy theorists and pedophiles shower the young man with cash and supportive comments, and all of the current internet news stories completely suck his dick, the rest of the world is calling him out in comments on said news articles and on his YouTube channel for being a money-grubbing attention whore.
Good kid, bad cop
Addison makes himself out to be an innocent kid exercising his American rights by stalking and filming cops in his town. In every video, he obnoxiously looms around an area occupied by a cop until he gets a response from them, and then runs his mouth and denies their requests to identify himself or explain his actions. In one video he even berates a cop by continuously calling him a loser.
Addison is definitely not the first person to do this sort of thing, and appears to be following in the footsteps of celebrity cop-troller Adam Kokesh.✡ The two of them will most likely end up recording a video together one day if the latter can stay out of jail long enough to do so.
"Man vs. the man" + the cop-trolling kid = PROFIT.
Mom... I have a court date coming up
While some cops buckled under the pressure of a video camera scrutinizing their job performance, others didn't give a shit and used the long arm of the law to smack this kid upside the head with his first charges.
Addison was ticketed for jaywalking, inattentive driving, and driving behind a television receiver, all of which he pleaded not guilty to. He accepted a separate charge of not stopping at the end of a drive because he forgot to film that incident with his handy dandy camera. His mom most likely shelled out the $140 fine for that charge, seeing as Sandie Czajkowski has stated her support for her son's actions in interviews. Again, the e-news completely sucked his dick over it.
Now that our poor hero is meeting resistance from those he makes a hobby out of stalking, he's calling on his loyal tin-hatter subscribers to pay for all his court costs and attorney fees so he can continue to harass cops for a living. Nobody likes pigs, but nobody likes a whiny little attention whore begging for money to fund his bad habits either. He's slated to go to trial on April 7th, 2014.
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Links
Addisonmarshall
JoinOperationFreedom- Personal account
bigdaddyaddy- Fund his bad habits here
- Article praising his actions -- but read the comments!
- Another dick-riding article with more comments calling the kid and his mother out
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