Natalia Poklonskaya

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Natalia Poklonskaya (rus. Поклонская Наталья Владимировна), Chief Prosecutor of the Republic of Crimea and an angel, concurrently the heroine of the Internet who has become waifu of anons all around the world. To the delight of Anonymous she's single.

History

Natalia took the job as Prosecutor of the Autonomous Republic of Crimea on March 11 after 4 men turned the position down, having no idea she was about to make every 4channer's 3 inch penis to stand up. After holding a press conference calling the Ukrainian officials devils from the ashes she was noticed by the internet, mainly 4chan and the Japanese YouTubi News jewtube channel. The users of 4chan being the basement dwelling Cheetos addicted lifeless losers they are, they started digging up information on her and thus began the obsession. To their disappointment they were later reminded that they'll never get to touch her beautiful silky smooth skin and kiss her soft lips, and thus began the obsession of Natalia Poklonskaya of Crimea.

It soon spread to other cancerous sites like rebbit where she gained even more attention and fame, spawning groups and threads on several sites like Facebook and Lowyat forums

The Video

Internets

On the 15th of March the Japanese blog Rocketnews24 published an article about her along with several of her heart capturing photos. The article quickly spread to various social medias, and has at the moment 11 000 Facebook like and 416 rebbit le upboats. The article was the starting point and it spread like fire.

A few days afterward, more specifically the 18th of March someone created a thread on 4chans /int/ imageboard and from there it took off.

19.03.2014 glory of nya- prosecutor finally reached Russia. Procuratrix lit in several major media : 1, 2, 3. However, back on March 12 a new goddess already in full Force on sosach cancer and every public servers like MDK. Especially came to the liking Poklonskaya phrase "It's just chaos, " which quickly became meme itself . First, it quickly looped riveted viral video where this phrase is punctuated by music in the style of « House» ([1], [2]). Secondly, the phrase came in warhamfags liking, start rivet fanart about Poklonskaya and the Imperium of Man (although, frankly, a bunch of " svidomity — chaosity " Anonymus swagger began long before the separation of the Crimea and the ххшт the ass|emergence]] Poklonskaya its new position) .