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kittyKaiti

KittyKaiti is a trap camwhore that appeared on the chans in January 2008. She goes primarily by the name "kittyKaiti" but also has a nickname, "cockbunny". This slut is 24 years old and currently has tiny delicious flatchest titties. She currently resides in upstate New York. She also has a massive boner for Line Trap (Bailey Jay), Nickychan, Natalie, and Darktrap.

Origin

Estimated to be around midnight Last Thursday (sometime in mid January 2008), 4chan raided cam4.com, home of Sweet Eva. Their target was a trap camwhore going by the name of kittyKaiti. Instantly, 4chan raiders blurted out their usual newfaggotry and fail such as "/b/" and "4chan.org". KittyKaiti quickly caught on to what was happening and adapted to the stupidity and posts on 4chan/b/, 4chan/x/ and tranchan/tg/. She formerly posted on trapchan and had her own board before the site crapped out and now currently posts on 7chan/di/.

Ultimate Trap Whore?

Learning that Anons have an affinity for traps, kittyKaiti did what any whore would. She posted herself all over the chans and gained a status among the traps. She just may have whored her way to the top of the list of biggest sluts. Many photos and videos of Kaiti are found all over the internets. She is not a virgin and most likely has fucked over 9000 times. Her videos depict what every /b/tard wants in life, a dirty trap whore that likes everything and anything. KittyKaiti is into bondage, BDSM, bukkake, Wet And Messy and probably anything else you could throw at her. She states she is lesbian bi curious lesbian and has been known to fuck niggers.

   
 
The bondage vid was painful to make. I tied myself up for reals and didn't have scissors or something standing by. I had to escape by myself. It hurt, I cried toward the end.
 

 
 

—kittyKaiti talking about fucking up during self-bondage

   
 
My fantasy would be to have like a 999 guys cum on me in a huge bukkake and then cum on myself as the 1,000th load.
 

 
 

—kittyKaiti on her world record goals

Where Can I Hit This

If you are into underweight trannies, you can find her almost anywhere. She has a Yahoo IM, AOL, MSN, MySpace, xPeeps, Cam4, HungAngels, TSDating, Birch Place, AnoniDate and Utherverse RLC. KittyKaiti lives in the United States and her Myspace profile states Newburgh, New York. Kaiti has recently appeared on sites such as Transladyboy Forums, Hung Devils, xTube, Sony Playstation Forums, Playstation Home Today social network, Flickr and ImLive.com (where she whores herself for money). She can also be found on Sony Playstation Home as "kittykaiti". LOL PSN FAIL. You can also now find her on Grooby's Shemale Yum following in the footsteps of Line Trap.

The Cancer Killing Kaiti

Like with any camwhore, Anons become tired and weary of their bullshit and move on to find new and hotter sources of fapping material. KittyKaiti suddenly disappeared from the internets for quite a while due to a decaying health condition of severe unintentional weight loss, dropping from 140 pounds to 110, with doctors remaining puzzled as to why. Theories existed including AIDS and cancer, which as of yet neither have popped up in testing. Kaiti also has a thyroid disorder including possibly cancerous growths in her neck (thyroid nodules). Whether or not any of these problems were caused by her nymphomaniac past, remains unknown. Regardless of her health condition, Kaiti has managed to continue whoring herself on the internet and recently has reappeared on both Cam4.com and ImLive.com and has somehow managed to retain her attractiveness on webcam. Even in the face of potentially serious illness, some sluts don't ever stop. UPDATE: She has regained weight due to switching hormones and has become quite fappable.

Fun Facts

Kaiti:

  • Plans to get the hatchet wound.
  • Hates her penis.
  • Owns a police car.
  • Is a raidfag and regularly trolls.
  • Is hardcore Atheist.
  • Is borderline anorexic.
  • When it comes to sex, she draws the line at: scat, furries, and animals. (sad, really)
  • She LOVES HATES Lady Gaga


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