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Scott Herman, or ScottHermanFitness on YouTube, is an aspiring fitness model/guru who is allergic to wearing shirts. One of YouTube's most prolific uploaders, averaging at least 100 videos per month, Scott Herman will explain to you the ins and outs of fitness, picking up people of unspecified gender, IM SO NOT GAY U GUISE (source), and how to make homoerotic videos of yourself moaning while shaving your chest in the shower. Some argue he's a little too gay-friendly. Others say he's just comfortable with himself. Either way, Scott Herman is a serious fitness guru and his videos are totally not softcore gay porn. At all.

His Career

After adolescence as a Magic nerd, Scott Herman first became famous when he was on MTV's The Real World, which is commonly known for only casting homosexuals, race-quota add-ins, and Ke$ha wannabes. During the show, Scott discussed his modeling career and tried to make it big as a model, achieving some degree of success by reaching over 200 friends on ModelMayhem. Every 16-year-old girl and gay dude that watched the show immediately began to stalk Scott OTI, thus setting him up for his rise to YouTube stardom. Nowadays, while not shitting out shirtless workout videos with the camera zoomed in so far on his body you can't see the exercise, Scott fills his days modeling for gay magazines and bathing in spray tanner.

USI

In case you have Asperger's syndrome and thus could not tell, Scott Herman has unwarranted self-importance, and lots of it. Being Italian, it is only natural that Scott's skin would be unnaturally tan and he would express an aversion to wearing shirts, as well as have an annoying voice. In one video, he discusses how a woman was shocked that he was single, trying to act humble but failing miserably.

YouTube Fails

Oh yeah, I'm so hot, lemme rub myself some moar (typical Scott Herman video):

Trolling his gay fan base:

The Big Question

Is he?

Well, he says he's straight.

Does anyone believe that?

No. He says he has a Brazilian girlfriend now.

O Rly?

Some argue she is in fact MTF, but there is no evidence one way or the other of this claim.

More evidence he's about as straight as A Perfect Circle:

He went to a gay club:

He hates Fred Phelps:

And of course:

His Fitness Site

It's a pay site. Hmm, I wonder what you're paying for, "meal plans" seems a little vague. The site is low in lulz, but it has a high concentration of random exercises no one can do unless they live at the gym, which many of Scott's fans do, cruising locker rooms and the like.

External Links

ScottHermanFitness is part of a series on YouTube.

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