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School Bus Fight

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School Bus Fight is a YouTube clip that explores the joys of riding on the school bus. This tragic incident finally becomes over when Tom Jenkins opens the emergency door on the left side of the bus. According to the video's description, "A student on a school bus in Gilbert, Arizona gets into an argument with the driver when the driver won't let the student off the bus. The confrontation escalates, and the driver's daughter even gets into the action."

Currently, it is assumed that Samantha Taylor (age 15, fattie emo skank) started the brawl based on facts found on her not so private MySpace [1] page. It is also known that bus drivers are little people on power trips.

The Fight

busfighter; cell phone phailure

She doesn't care.

"Im callin' my mom." —Sam Taylor


Please note that at 5:00 the aggressive Fatty McFat emo child notices an off-screen Twinkie just on the other side of the confrontational midget. After wracking her eyeliner-ladened head for a solid 75 seconds the emo child decides to go with a direct charge. After more Fatty McFats join the fray, at 7:40, a polo shirted citizen leaps to the rescue only to realize that he is probably outweighed by 90 lbs each, and that the brave Twinkie and staunch circus freak must fend for themselves.

Her Explanation

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Quotes

Before we begin, let us review the fact that every bus driver ever is a fat, cranky old bitch. Thank you.

   
“ 		 
Stop touching me. STOP TOUCHING ME. Stop touching me! Seriously, stop touching me!
  		„
  		 

—Sam Taylor

   
“ 		 
THIS IS BULLSHOOT!
  		„
  		 

—Sam Taylor

   
“ 		 
GTFO my mom you bitch!
  		„
  		 

—Bus Driver's tartlet Daughter to the rescue

   
“ 		 
You are still on school property when on a bus, therefore you can't just get off the bus when you want to. Fat bitch is dumb.
  		„
  		 

—Anon

See Also

School Bus Fight is part of a series on YouTube.

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