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HowToBasic
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HowToBasic is an anonymous, psychopathic, egg-wasting manchild that violently throws/smashes food for other people's pleasure. That is, if you were autistic enough to take in such cringe-worthy content. In nearly all of his videos, he is naked (presumably to attract the extreme homosexuals). He loves to slap meat against his legs, smash eggs, heavily moan, fists more meat down the toilet, piss in his food then eats it, and shit on the ground. How Google allows this jack-off to be on YouTube and doesn't allow less mature content is still a mystery to this very day, but experts speculate that this sorry excuse of a tutor makes Google at least 10,000 dollars a month. HowToBasic utterly proves that only women should be in the kitchen, and if a man enters it, there is no telling of what sort of catastrophe will unfold.
Origins
HowToBasic wasn't always wasting food to the expense of starving Africans. In ancient times, he made actual tutorial videos. No, not his extremely simple tutorials for complete retards to make use of, he made genuine tutorials. The only problem is that nobody gave a shit about the tutorials. In order to reduce the amount of time and effort, he made the extremely simple tutorials. These tutorials includes: how to pick up an umbrella, how to open a door, and how to fuck raw food. Of course, autistic people ate it up like a fat man eating his third McDonald's meal the same day. HowToBasic realized how many idiots there are on the internet, so he decided to make more of this silly nonsense. However, he knew that it would get old really fast. So to stay relevant, he became a complete nut and did what he does today: waste tons of food (quite literally) by throwing/smashing it.
Repetition
HowToBasic is also notorious for using nearly the same formula. In fact, we are going to make a drinking game of HowToBasic (warning: could cause alcohol poisoning). Take a drink if he...
- Throws an egg at something
- Heavily moans
- Says "shhhhhhh"
- Uses a sausage as a dick
- Shits on the floor
- Puts his foot/anything in the toilet
- Slaps food against his knee, feet, or anywhere on his lower body.
- Violently pats something
- Fingers food
Videos
- An insightful video of how to install GTA on your laptop.
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