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Beavis and Butt-head

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Beavis and Butt-head is a poorly drawn cartoon that was on MTV when it played a mix of decent and shitty music and not have 16 year old cumdumpsters have babies with rapists.

Beavis and Butt-head

The show is created by some douchebag redneck named Mike Judge, the creator of beloved classics like The Propane and Propane Accessories Show and... that's pretty much it. The program is mainly designed for the RADICAL SK8R DUDEZ BRAH and teenagers who think masturbation is considered an actual hobby for their resume at McDonalds. MTV ran this classic 90's memento longer than it played actual music videos. Beavis and Butt-head spawned it's own movie that was outgrossed by a sinking ship with an Oscar snub and was later forgotten in the box of old Richard Simmons VHS tapes. The animation was shitty at the time it was shown, but teenagers thought it was creative for a retarded Texan to draw people that in the style of an autistic kindergartner. The show is notable for horrible music video reviews that interrupts the intense and suspenseful stories that Beavis and Butt-head are developing throughout their episode runtime, like what would Butt-head they do with Beavis' ass stuck in a photocopier or will piloting an Army drone be the same experience as driving one in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas?

Beloved idiots and forgettable characters

"Hey there baby."

Beavis and Butt-head - A duo of teenage idiots that often do dangerous activities that were "cool" back when POGS were popular. They live together, alone in a house in the shitland that is called Texas. Beavis is the blonde haired misfit that is diagnosed with ADHD and the Metallica shirt. Whenever he drinks caffeine, he transforms into a Mexican stripper named "The Great Cornholio" and requests that somebody stuffs toilet paper into his asshole for great pleasure. Butt-head is the ugly troll with the AC/DC shirt. He is constantly hitting on women and has high hopes to bang them and become a real man. There's a high chance that losing virginity will never happen to poor Bob-head. Beaver and Ass-crack works at a McDonald's and Burger King hybrid of fine cuisine in order to earn some cash, so they can purchase porn and shitty rock cassettes to head bang to. Oh and they love to fucking head bang. Also, every word they speak they laugh. Their laughing can cause mental illnesses and can cause people to do the the same thing.

Tom Anderson - This character is probably the most familiar of all the characters on the show, since Mike Judge is a lazy buttmunch and recycled Tom as the main character for I Love Propane and made him more of a whiny little bitch than ever. Anyways, Tom Anderson is the old man that lives next door to Beavis and Butt-head. He has a shed in his backyard that he doesn't fucking lock up, so Beavis always goes in there with a Playboy and "whacks his monkey" and leaves a huge mess on the floor that Tom has to clean up. Unlike his Fox counterpart, he cooks his meat on charcoal instead of propane and he has the balls to fight in 'Nam and serve his country like a real man. It is unknown if he killed fifty men during the war, but all the Asians should be scared whenever they see him. Tom later went on to found MySpace and become rich before he got Zuckered.

This man is a fucking hero.

Stewart - A little cockmunch that is desperate to be friends with Beavis and Butt-head. He is a fan of Winger, so of course he's a little pussy that doesn't have any friends. Stewart is the typical, sheltered white boy that is too afraid to do the "cool" stuff that Beavis and Butt-head are doing with their lives, because his parents might ground him from playing with his Game Boy. Beavis and Butt-head use Stewart as their sex slave and make him do whatever they want him to do, so Stewart could feel appreciated by being loyal to his masters.

Daria Morgendorffer - Daria is the smart bitch in Beavis and Butt-head's class. She despises the duo, because they're retarded and not up to her level. She is a tryhard at school when concerning the fundamentals of academics. She makes A's on everything she is assigned to do. She later moved away from Texas and starred in her own spinoff show that nobody watched or even knew that existed, concerning that she was dull in everyway.

Perfect description of Daria's spinoff show.


Mr. Van Driessen - Van Driessen is Beavis and Butt-head's hippie teacher. He teaches his students about useless bullshit like haikus and anything Unamerican. He is a liberal and protests everything that Republicans approve and love, like war and the military. He believes that Beavis and Butt-head will have a bright future and succeed in their lives. But, he's a hippie and hippies are full of bullshit.

Being cool can kill babies

Every episode is all about Beavis and Butt-head doing "cool" stuff or pissing someone off into rage. So, some dumbass kid mimics what Beavis and Butt-head does and literally kill someone, in real life. There have been many cases that Beavis and Butt-head killed babies and old people, because they can magically come out of the TV and set someone's house on fire, leaving a baby into the fire and flames of Hell. Soon, the Jews at MTV became scared of lawsuits coming out the ass and assrape the network more. They censored the show by having fire banned from any premise of destruction and make it not "cool" anymore, because the children must be civilized and have a good taste in the culture that is respect and kindness. According to MTV, frying rats in a fryer is "cool", but not stuffing firecrackers in a bowling ball and make shit explode.

Asshurt parents demand such vial trash to go off the air....and failed.

Music video reviews

Beavis and Butt-head are acclaimed reviewers of an art form that is music videos in the 90's and portion of the 2010's. In order to qualify for their approval, music videos must have the following...

*Plays shitty heavy metal.*
Very high standards.

Reception by butthurt parents and idiotic teens

A majority of the show's fanbase.

Depending on what is their opinion on what the show is like to their beliefs and well mannered being, the show receives flack and praise for the message of 2 American heroes or Satan's minions. Nonetheless, this show is a huge phenomenon and caused a generation of children to become shitty parents for their children.

Quotable Quotes

What they do all the time.


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