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BLACKB0ND

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Warning!
YOUR OPINIONS AREN'T VALID UNLESS THEY'RE THE SAME AS BLACKB0ND'S! DO NOT BOTHER SPEAKING YOURS! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR IT!

BLACKB0ND or Ryan Galiber is an internet half-nigger who spends his spare time making bait videos for YouTube jewgolds. Ryan is most likely the most intelligent bucked tooth prick you will ever come across. He is surprisingly rich but only got his money through welfare and his former KFC career (which he soon got fired from after eating all the chicken wings he came across).

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Attic Man
He obviously didn't pay those white chicks to take a photo with him

BLACKB0ND's videos do have a purpose however, he tells you why his opinion is always valid and claims to 'speak the truth'. His vocabulary would appear to be limited as demonstrated by the repeated use of the terms "clown", "social reject", "exposed", "damage control" and "cocksucker", the last being one which he utilises to excess.

Ryan Galiber is a man full of multiple fuck ups and contradictions. Ryan will usually change his opinion based on what situation is at hand. For example, he claimed that E3 was an event for "social rejects" and "coporate slaves" crying about "who won this and who won that" not knowing that had already made multiple videos on E3 about the subject and got humiliated as a result, of course would soon respond in butthurt to this.

   
 
If you don't win, you lose
 

 
 

BLACKB0ND making a bold statement

BLACKB0ND's internet fights

BLACKB0ND vs Doctre81

An on going war between two hardcore gangsters who argue about video game framerates, graphics, console exclusives basically anything any normal adults would bitch about on the internet. BLACKB0ND has dedicated over two years of his life to making videos about Doctre81 and fking pwning him. What makes this ironic however is the fact that Ryan constantly criticises other YouTube nobodies who make their own videos pwning the living shit out of their fellow comrades.



BLACKB0ND vs AsheVillian

Ryan wasn't just circle jerking with this psychopath, he was steering well clear. What makes AsheVillian so intriguing is his batshit insane nature. He has threatened Ryan with knives, guns and chicken wings. AsheVillian messaged Ryan some worrying private messages.

   
 
Make sure you check your email for the defamation case I started against you. We might actually get to meet each other in real life. Makes me a happy boy.
 

 
 

— AsheVilian


BLACKB0ND vs Furious Francis

Ryan and Francis were, and still are buttsore because of each other's opinions over some chief executive who works for some company and decided to make an hour long debate over Skype. Ryan has said multiple times that anyone who dedicates his time to another man for over an hour is a social reject so maybe what he says about himself is true. Ryan and Francis soon gave oral sex to each other to make up.

This was the first time Ryan had made a intelligent and grown-up debate with some other African cannibal. Ryan usually calls people who have different opinions "fags" and then sidesteps any points they make. It's surprising that people to this day still waste their time debating with Ryan.

BLACKB0ND joins the debating club


BLACKB0ND vs JackmoveJohnny

Basically some jerk off between Ryan and some internet tough guy. Also Ryan called himself the "face of a generation". If you excuse the shit quality then you will get some hilarious lulz.

BLACKB0ND vs Facts

He lost.

Making money from a rape incident

In case you didn't know the first time, BLACKB0ND is a sick fucker. He thought it would be a good idea to make money from the raping of an 8-year old after his 13-year old brother watched porn on his Xbox 360 in the UK. Since BLACKB0ND was broke he thought it would be a good idea to monetize the video he made about news everybody already knew about. He also says he's under the weather from the winter and that because his roads were icy in the North East of America. He couldn't make it to work which further proves that he desperately made this video for his monthly income of jewgolds.

What's that repeated phrase again? EXPOSED



   
 
One of those tragic sexual experiment cases now give me all your Mario coins!!!
 

 
 

—BLACKB0ND

Racist

The niglet is also a complete and utter fucking racist and even goes so far to block anyone who isn't as nigger as him:

 

Notable videos

Self explanatory


Quotes

   
 
No I'm not married and I'm going to ignore that
 

 
 

—Ryan Galiber

See also

 

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