Offensive T-Shirts

I masterbauted right after the Sandy Hook Shooting and all I got was this lulzy T-Shirt.

Offensive T-Shirts are an extremely lulzy cause of butthurt among good God-fearing Christfags, modern feminazi SJW cunts and pretty much anyone else who was born without a sense of humour because their mum stabbed them in the head with a coat-hanger too many timez before reluctantly launching them out her filthy STD-infested snatch.

First Generation Offensive Shirting

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Maybe if the Democrats would run a woman who isn't a complete shitbag...

In 1995 a 70-year-old bitch named Ann Moliver Ruben designed a T-Shirt that offended Walmart so much that they decided to pull it from their shelves. The shirt featured the character Margaret Wade from Dennis the Menace (the Americunt one) exclaiming the following:

	“	Someday a woman will be PRESIDENT!	„
	—Margaret Wade, being wrong because she's a woman

Walmart shoppers were so offended by this statement's gross inaccuracy that they got butthurt and convinced Walmart to stop selling the shirt.

Welcome to T-Shirt Hell

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Welcome to Cosby Sweater Hell.

In the early 2000s, a site called T-Shirt Hell sprang up to sell shirts that were hilariously offensive and tackled serious subject matter such as 9/11 being funny, paedophilia being funny, rape being funny, school shootings being funny, bestiality being funny, abortion being funny and women being unfunny.

	“	JUST BECAUSE WE SELL THESE T-SHIRTS DOESN'T MEAN WE CONDONE ACTUALLY PURCHASING THEM. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, PLEASE TELL THE INSENSITIVE PEOPLE BUYING THEM, NOT US.	„
	—T-Shirt Hell's disclaimer

Eventually, people were so butthurt at T-Shirt Hell's "Worse Than Hell" section that the site ended up shutting it down to stop the influx of death threats that they were getting. Naturally, this decision just led to them getting even moar hate mail.