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August 2014

 

Wylona Hayashi is a wapanese Singaporean blogger known for spamming the internet with her photoshopped selfies taking endless selfies against the wall in her bedroom. Her edits consist of enlarging the eyes (while simultaneously shrinking the pupil of her circle lenses) and lips, shrinking the nose, slimming the waist, arms, and legs, and basically radically altering the entirety of her appearance so that she is no longer recognizable.

(( WYLONA HAYASHI ))

August 30, 2013

 

Amanda Todd was a 15-year-old Canadian camwhore who became an hero after being overcome by an addiction to bleach - although some argue she used it to wash away the taste of all the cocks she sucked while in high school. As a young and whorish 12-year-old, she flashed her tits over webcam to a friend. Being the great guy he is, he posted her nudes all over the Internet, prompting Todd to do the right thing. Her suicide has since provided excuses for thousands of faggots on shitty sites like YouTube and Facebook to pretend to be against bullying. They respond to anyone who disagrees with them with ad hominem attacks and intimidation.

(( BETTER DRINK BLEACH ))

June 5, 2013

 

Kelly Kalogerakos is a 26 year old tumblr poser who likes to cosplay as Princess Bubblegum from Adventure Time. Normally, ED wouldn't give a shit about some random tween with small pointy tits but once it was disclosed that she posed nude for cosplay deviants (Despite the two used condoms in her chest she calls tits), she got our attention. In response to realizing her social blunder, she then denied that she was a whore. After realizing all that was pointless in the face of the all of the screen-caps evidence added to this article, she turned all righteous and virtuous and started acting as though being a whore was somehow an aspiration.

(( IT'S MY LEGAL NAME AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF THE PAGE COULD BE REMOVED ))