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Geometry Dash

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Geometry Dash is a overrated game where you need to tap the screen or click in the right moment, and is a mobile game that was also ported to PC. This game was made by a swedish faggot called Robtop. This game have in total 21 a bad designed levels and a editor one, which everyone can make a level. By this kids can make shitty levels with music stolen from Newgrounds

How to play this

Easily, you can play this by clickin, pressing a random button or smashing your dick on the phone screen.

  • Level Editor - Shitty level editor where every kids shows they masterpieces of level.
  • Achievements - Made only for the people who wants to have every shit from the game. Icons also are achievements
  • Daily Rewards - In the main menu, theres a button to have free rewards by clickin a small or big ass chest.
  • Shop - Buy stuff
  • Icons - Basically, the skins for the cubes, some of them are from other copyrighted media like Mario, Kirby or even fucking Dead-Pool.
  • Gauntlets - When Robtop is being a lazy motherfucker, he starts selecting user levels and put it, cuz why not?
  • Level Pack - Basically the same shit like Gauntlets but is a pack full of levels

Other Games

Geometry Dash Lite

This is just a free version of the game but with less stuff (like the levels, online shit, icons and other stuff). Why download this if you can download a APK of the original one?

Geometry Dash Meltdown

This game was made in December 19, 2015 and it only has like 3 levels. Also it is set on Hell because OMG SATAN!1!!11

Geometry Dash World

Another game, this one was created on December 21, 2016 now with Worlds, lol.

Geometry Dash SubZero

Released on the 21 of december. Instead being like in the hell like Meltdown, is like fr0zen world or some shit

On April 7th of 2016, Robtop announce the new update will be have new stuff being more superior than the 2.1 and 2.0. Wait, it never released lol. Robtop says that will be releasing a lite version on the original GD and the World one

Rip-Off

Is this game similar to another one? Well, it a bad rip-off of The Impossible Game, since both games are the same jump to obstacles thing. But nobody want to accept it.

Level Editor

Level Bingo.
Typical Player of GD.

Since everyone that as a account can make levels and public it, it emerge some lvls with porn, gore and satanic shit to scare the kidz. A Typical Level must be like this:

  • Automatic Level - You don't do anything and you win.
  • Collab - At least 20 persons making a single level.
  • Demons - Also known as Supah Hardcore levelz. Are some levels that are so fucking hard, that probably the players use hacks for win theses.
  • Shitty Levels - Most of theses are made by kids and they don't know how to make something "interesting". They only put random crap on it.
  • Bug Showcase - OMFG GUYS, I FOUND A BUG!1!!!11 NOW IM GONNA MAEK A LVL ABUT DIZ BUG!1!!111

Theres more, but theses are a example.

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