/int/

/int/ is a board on many Chan websites dedicated to discussion about international stuff. The most notable ones are on 4chan and Krautchan, but there are already multiple articles about the Krautchan bullshit, so fuck off because this article is about the 4chan one.

On 4chan

Probably one of the shittiest and at the same time lulziest boards on 4chan. Before the deletion of /new/, 4chan's /int/ was pretty much like the one on KC (Krautchan). At that time, it was basically faggots from around the world sucking each others dicks because they happened to be born in a country. Most of this nationalistic faggotry came from the Scandinavian countries who thought that they were all vikings when really they are all fat virgins who never leave the house, just like any other person on /int/.

Mewt deletes /new/

Last thursday, joo decided to troll everyone on 4chan by deleting the board /new/. Moot knew this would not be an end to the /new/faggotry; instead, they all moved to other boards (most of them to /int/) and made their home there. This caused a lot of drama that basically transformed the /int/ on 4chan into stormfront. Ever since /new/ was deleted, /int/ became a haven for white nationalists and now is only made up of Nazi threads, people asking if they are white and anti-American threads. However, because the people on /int/ are faggots trying to bolster their nationality, it is a board that begs to be trolled.

In a effort to stem the amount of drama occurring on /int/ due to /new/ closing, The Mods created the sub-boards /newnew/ and /newpol/. These two text boards quickly disintegrated into the same fail that killed /new/ with the only exception that no one that gives a fuck about those two issues ever goes there.

Trolling /int/

Trolling /int/ will probably only require 2% of your power. Here's a guide anyways:

Make a thread claiming that Blacks/Arabs are the master race and that whites are their slaves (don't forget to use pictures)
Claim that the jews have never done anything wrong (be careful, directly saying "jew" on /int/ is an auto-ban.)
Make fun of SNSD
Insult Koreans (theres a few Koreaboos on /int/ that are always trying to prove that koreans are the master race)
Alternatively, make a thread saying how great the Japanese are. koreaboos hate the Japs.
Make a thread saying how great America is (preferably comparing America to either Russia or Europe)
Call Americans "USAins" and call Europeans "muslims". Lulz will ensue.
Promote multiculturalism. Everyone on /int/ is a wannabe Anders.
Be a smart and logical person
Mention a country's Nuclear Stockpile
Call the French "surrender monkeys"
Talk about or even mention /new/
Mistake /int/ for b (although just about every board buttrages over this)
Claim that /b/ is much better for international discussions
Use the word soccer
If a person has dubz, trips, quads etc., make sure to praise them for their GET
Keep fail threads from 404ing (Counter-sage)
Be a mod
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Profit!

Types of /int/ users

One who ventures into /int/ will find that, although it is one of the slower boards and doesn't have as many frequenters, it still has the most infighting out of any board, superior even to /b/. This is because of nationalism. Understanding why /int/ is a battlezone requires knowledge of the different types of scum that use the board.

The American: One of the more common losers on /int/. Some may fall into other categories, but most seem to be the generic "MURKA STRONG" type. Very likely to respond to troll threads. There is, however, a common deviation. Many Americans on this board hate America and want to move to Europe and think that every European country is a paradise lulz. Will not be able to move into the good European countries and will get beaten up by muddies in the others.

The Eurofag: Spends half of their day calling America shit, although less productive than an average American. Constant inferiority complex. Very likely to respond to troll threads. Also, for some unexplained reason, think that America being taken over by China will benefit them somehow.

SLAVA: In the magical world of /int/, slavs are all "beautiful, amazing people that would have been great IF THE WEST HADNT FUCKED THEM UP BAWWWWWWWW." Anyone who has ever visited a slavic country will realize how much shittier it is than slavs say. Many are also Western Europeans/Americans who are 1/4 Polish/Czech/Russian and think that that makes them cool with people from that country. In any case, should not be taken seriously. They demand remove kebab and will rape those who will not give back their clay.

The Koreaboo: Half of all threads are basically a competition of who can suck the most Korean chode. Most aren't even Korean and don't even know/want to learn Korean, which should be mentioned automatically. Also, they will try to tell you that it is spelled "Corea", not Korea. This is obvious bullshit that is used to confuse newfags. Finally, like the Eurofags, they buttrage constantly, but instead of America they rage over Japan. Always remember to remind them that Japan>Korea.

The Arab/Turk: Act like classic muslims by trying to convince you that Islam is the answer and want death to Western society because Israel and because AIDS.

The Spic: Non-white counterpart to the Eurofag. Hates the United States, likes Tacos, likes pedophilia. Need I say more?

The Troll: Hey, remember that guy on /int/ that everyone was talking about because he was supposedly from a poor-ass country like Afghanistan that has no internet? Yeah, that was a troll. Half of any given thread is trolls pretending to be from a different country. Provided you know what you're doing, this is the only way to be a regular on /int/ that does not involve being a faggot.

The Mod: The only Jews on the board. Due to all the anti-Semitism, they also have an inferiority complex and ban everyone. Easy to troll, however unlike the others can troll you back.

The Feelfag: Australian tripfag ban evader who doesn't seem to understand that he isn't on /r9k/. Posts ">tfw no gf" threads and complains about his pathetic life. A good way to troll him is to derail his threads with pictures of Patrick Bateman.

Lower-Case Anon (also known as Fatcam) : Brit serial shitposter who's too lazy to make a trip so he namefags with a Lower case "a" in the name field. Has an entire back catalog of Anti-American copypasta he uses to bait unsuspecting newfags across /int/, especially /brit/ threads. Calls everybody who doesn't agree with his ultra-right wing views as shitskin kebabs or spics. It's generally untypical of a Brit poster to behave this way, but turns out he's half-Canadian. He can usually be found in Anglosphere threads, /brit/ threads and Euro threads. He will never stop replying to you. No matter how wrong he may be, he still somehow manages to win the argument despite being so wrong.