Deliverance

Deliverance is a 110 minute long gay porn movie. It stars Burt Reynolds and three other faggots, who for some reason thought it would be a good idea to raft down a river in Bumfuck, Georgia. Long story short our intrepid heroes, who are totally not asking for it, end up getting raped by the local boys. For some reason this travesty of a movie was nominated for three academy awards and five golden globes.

The Retarded kid playing banjo

<video type="youtube" id="wcZlxCNzQqw"></video> Deliverance is somewhat known in part because of this scene, which features a downie inbred playing a stringed instrument in duet with another downsy retard. Needless to say, its not worth the hype.

Now you can be mentally handicapped at home as well!

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Squeal Like A Pig

The real reason this piece of shit movie is known is because of this scene, mainly because there wasn't a lot of gay porn available in the 70s. That's right. Faggots made Deliverance popular, just like Twilight.

	“	Ed: Look, what is it that you require of us? Mountain Man: What we, uh, "re-quire" is that you get your god-damn asses up in them woods.	„

	“	Mountain Man: What do you want to do now? Toothless Man: [grinning] He got a real pretty mouth ain't he? Mountain Man: That's the truth Toothless Man: [to Ed] You gonna do some prayin' for me, boy. And you better pray good.	„

	“	Mountain Man: I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee! Bobby: Weee! Mountain Man: Weeeeeeee! Bobby: Weee!	„

	“	Mountain Man: Now let's you just drop them pants.	„

	“	Mountain Man: [to Bobby] Them panties. Take 'em off.	„

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