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Difficulty Levels

Easy: This level includes slow-moving targets, easy-to-navigate locations and a pretty much nonexistent chance of victims being armed or able to fight back in any meaningful way. It also has limited respawning NPC's and police response is slow. Common places include:

  • Libraries
  • Nursing homes
  • Any liberal's house
  • Public parks
    • Even easier (Pacific mode): Children's parks
  • Schools
  • Swimming pools (as well as beaches)
  • Gun free zones
  • Bowling Alleys
  • Churches, mosques, synagogues, and temples
  • Orphanage

Countries and regions

  • Himalayan countries
    • Bhutan
    • Nepal
    • Myanmar
    • China
    • Pakistan
  • Europe
    • Austria (Pacific mode)
    • Britain
    • Czech Republic (Pacific mode)
    • Denmark (Pacific mode)
    • Finland (Pacific mode)
    • France
    • Germany
    • Greece
    • Italy
    • Norway (Pacific mode)
    • Spain
    • Switzerland (Pacific mode)
    • Sweden
  • Japan (Pacific mode)
  • South Korea (Pacific mode)
  • New Zealand
  • New England, Northeast, Pacific (US Servers)
  • Oregon, USA

Medium: Although more difficult than easy, this level is still fairly easy for the experienced high-scorer. This level has faster police response time and more people with faster reflexes. Also, the locations are harder to navigate, may have light security already present and (depending on location and jurisdiction) a small to medium chance of encountering armed victims. Several people have played on this level including James Holmes, Charles Whitman and Andrea Pignani. Places include:

  • Hospitals
  • Malls
  • Rooftops
  • Africa (Rich countries)
  • Colleges
  • Theatres (as well as cinemas)
  • Detention centers
  • Train stations

Countries and regions

  • Australia (after 2017 national firearms amnesty)
  • Midwest (US Servers)
  • London (UK server)
  • Birmingham (UK server)

Nightmare Mode: Without a doubt, the most difficult level. It has infinitely respawning NPC's, an almost immediate police response, high security, confusing and small maps and a medium-to-high chance of victims being armed and/or fighting back. The only known people to have a good score on this mode were Major Malik Nadal Hasan, who went 13/30 on the map Fort Hood, 2nd Lt. Sanurip who went 16/11 in an Indonesian airport and Salvador Ramos. Locations include:

  • Airports
  • Government offices
  • Gun stores / shows
  • Shooting ranges
  • Sports stadiums
  • International borders
  • Military bases
  • Walmart
  • Police stations (as well as Doughnut shops by extension)

Countries and regions

  • Texas
  • Florida
  • Africa (poor countries)
  • Israel
  • Palestine
  • Alabama
  • Wyoming
  • Syria
  • Rocky Mountains, Southwest, Southeast (US Servers)

How to Get The High Score

  1. Be from somewhere where murder isn't an everyday occurrence and people actually care when you go on a shooting rampage. If you speak English and are white, you probably have this covered.
  2. Take some cues from Charles Whitman and start at home. By killing your mom and dad, you're guaranteed at least 2 easy kills, three if you have a wife or a brother/sister, but this is you we're talking about.
  3. Play violent video games (Grand Theft Auto, Ryan Lambourn games, Hitman and Manhunt series and FPS games like Doom, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Halo, etc...) and listen to metal (Marilyn Manson, Rammstein, Slipknot, Cannibal Corpse, Debauchery, Rob Zombie etc...). They will train you to kill better and will ensure that after the murder and harm is over you can continue the lulz by ensuring that misguided idiots everywhere will be wiped up into a rage of fascism and will push for censorship laws.
  4. It is preferable, but not necessary, that all firearms, ammunition and other weapons used and/or any ingredients used to make explosives are acquired legally so that, like in section 2, retards will call for stricter gun/weapon laws, demand 1984 style security at schools, airports, etc and attempt to demonize anyone who has an interest or hobby in firearms and the like afterwards. This has the doubly lulzy effect that if stricter gun laws are passed, and anyone decides to follows in your footsteps, their victims will be even more disarmed and helpless than they were before, leading to higher body counts, less personal freedom for everyone and greater amounts of lulz.
  5. Leave behind lulzy, dramawhore-esque statements and media, also remember to take a photo of yourself just beforehand, preferably with a big shit-eating grin on your face as well as a trollface, for the papers and news sites to splash all over their front pages and send a clear signal to all the other limp-dicked social rejects who cram their faces with anti-depressants to numb the pain of their worthless existence out there that all they need to do to make everyone pay attention to them and make their name and face nationally or internationally known is go for the high score. This point is essential for weapons-grade lulz, nobody cares about a vanilla killer.
  6. Ensure all, or at least the vast majority, of the people you kill are complete strangers and have absolutely nothing to do with any problem you have or any real or perceived injustice against you or society as a whole. They still deserve it, for some reason.
  7. It is customary, when you've satisfied your bloodlust/run low on ammo/been cornered by police or some other armed individual/gotten bored, to off yourself. This does not count as a kill, but it does make you an hero.
  8. DON'T USE A .22
  9. In addition to buying your weapons legally, buy a bunch of armor, such as bulletproof vests, gloves, masks and other shit so that people will want to ban those as well.
  10. Shoot and/or stab people in the brainstem and the cerebellum. Not the forebrain, or anywhere else. Kill little kids, animals, and women (especially pregnant) as opposed to adults and teenagers.
  11. If you plan on committing arson, make sure you use propane gas. If you plan on going on a mass stabbing, use a long bladed knife, a thick knife or a machete that's been sharpened. If you plan on doing a vehicle attack, make sure you use a truck. If you plan on strangling people, use a garrote or a dildo.
  12. If you want to not get caught with mass murder or serial killing, use latex gloves, wear booties over your shoes, wear a balaclava with cool 80's shades, wear a black coat, and wear long black pants.
  13. If a wannabe hero or pig draws a weapon, make sure that you aim for the lower bridge of the nose or the ear so that way they die instantly.
  14. Leave a note on you saying you have planted a bomb somewhere that will go off in a certain amount of time at a certain place to cause more drama.
  15. Don't tell anyone about your plans, dont give hints and hide your manifesto on a thumb drive or a notebook.
  16. Wear an Encyclopedia Dramatica t-shirt/tabard to promote our website. You will gain 2500+ rep with our faction. (dead)
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