Mass Murder

Mass Murder is part of a series on final solutions.

[crackersGas the...]

• Apology
• Ban fucking everyone
• Buy a dog
• Complete rewrite
• Delete fucking everything
• Deleting your LiveJournal
• Deleting your Youtube Videos
• Done with ED
• Flounce
• Holocaust
• Internet Kill Switch
• It was a social experiment
• KILL IT WITH FIRE
• Mass Murder
• Never drinking again
• Nibiru/Planet Nine
• Peter Jennings died, so I'm going to quit smoking
• Quitting IRC forever
• Ragequit
• Suicide (see also An Hero)
• Wikicide (Wikibreak)
• Unsubscribing
• X FUCKING Y

Mass Murder occurs when an IRL troll pwns 3~4 or more people to death in a row. It is the greatest weapon in a troll's arsenal, and is infamous for causing EXTREME drama and lulz. The act is often committed by a military, drug cartels, or lone wolves such as Anders Behring Breivik or Omar Mateen. The most epic mass murders in history required a collaborative effort by a nation, notably conducted by communists, who were responsible for nearly 100,000,000 murders, usually by Russia and China in the 20th century. Nowadays, the majority of mass murder is committed by TCC/Tarrantula/Rupnow simp/764/Terrorgram/SIEGE™ LARPers motivated by attention and TCC fangirls. So if you ever wanna dissuade someone from committing mass murder, just remind them of how pathetic these LARPs are.

See:

1. High Score
2. School Shooting
3. Mass Shooting
4. Holocaust
5. Genocide
6. Postal
7. Crime
8. Serial Killers
9. Gun
10. Gun Control

This is a disambiguation page — we hope you feel less ambiguated.