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Will Cornick
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| William Cornick | |
| Born | June 26, 1998 (27-years-old) |
| Nationality: | Britfag 
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| Highscore | Killed 1 |
| Style | Single player, Hack'n'Slash |
| An Hero? | Nope |
| Motive | Hatred of his teacher |
On 28 April 2014, William "Will" Cornick, a 15-year-old former emo, psycho teenager and student at Corpus Christi Catholic College, knifed his teacher, Ann Maguire, to death before he was V&.
Lore
Will, was a british 15-year-old kid, who in class was described as polite and had good grades. Even the teacher, who he had killed expressed her satisfaction to him. On 2013, when he was 14 to 15, he was diagnosed with Diabetes, making himself to self harm and also, when he knew that he couldn't go to the army because of this, he began to become more edgy and also expressed that he wanted to kill his teacher Ann Maguire. He also planned to a kill a pregnant woman and two other teachers, so he would become a mass killer, if he wasn't so pussy. He planned/plotting the attack for 3 years.
Crime
Ok, so on that day, Will, armed with a 21cm knife, left his class and entered the classroom, where spanish classes were held and he shouldn't assist that classes. Cornick, pulled out the knife and stabbed 61-year-old Ann Maguire, his spanish teacher, 7 times in the neck, back and chest. Ann fled Cornick's thirst of blood, but he still went after her and he didn't stop stabbing her. Ann Maguire died at the hospital. Then Cornick returned to his class and told edgydly to one classmate "It's a shame that I couldn't kill Maguire" (spoiler:He did). Cornick had brought a bottle of whisky to "celebrate", but he couldn't drink it.
William, will spend his sucking boobah's toenails for 21 years.
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 1/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 Only one victim planned to aim more |
| Style: | 5/20 Nothing new or cool |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Even the pope talked about the incident Too much lulz for a single murder at a school |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Good you left that shit phase out |
Wanted Level:
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William Michael Dennis
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| William Michael Dennis | |
| Born | circa. 1950 |
| Nationality: | American werewolf (or "dog-man" to be politically correct) 
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| Highscore | Killed 2 |
| Style | Single player, Hack'n'Slash |
| An Hero? | No |
| Motive | Werewolfery |
William Michael Dennis was a man who went beast mode on his pregnant ex-wife with a machete on the Halloween of 1984 after showing up to her front door in his werewolf costume. His 4-year old daughter hid behind a couch while the attack took place—yet again, couches save lives.
—Will needs to work on his one-liners. | ||
William ditched the wolf mask on her porch which was later connected to him due to him wearing it at past Halloween parties. He has been on death row for decades but his sentence has been downgraded to life without parole just in time for the spooky season on October 1st of 2024.
Background
William Dennis was angry at his ex-wife for accidentally letting his son drowned, so he went to settle the score but had inadvertently doubled it due to her being pregnant.
Will had previously constructed two coffins for his wife and her new husband and planned to sink them in the San Francisco Bay, but has clearly failed to fulfill this part of the plan.
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An Interview with him
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 2/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 15/20 failed to kill her husband but got a surprise 2-in-1 deal. |
| Style: | 20/20 Just like the ol’ slasher films. |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Made Halloween scary again. |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Went Trick-or-Treating and chose trick + killed an unborn baby. |
Wanted Level:
Police Force