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Colonel McBadass

The internet is full of pasty, obese nerds who like to act tough. It's also full of pedophiles who spend all their time creeping on underage girls. What happens when those two groups are combined? You get Harold E Hall.

Harold E Hall (aka Colonel McBadass, The Voice, The Accuser, Shadow Joe, and about a billion other different usernames) is an internet tough guy, a social justice warrior, and a pedophile from the hive of degeneracy known as Madison, Wisconsin. (Coincidentally, that's also where Sarah Nyberg lives.) He is known for having colossal amounts of Unwarranted Self-Importance, constantly projecting his own personality flaws onto others, and for making death threats at the drop of a hat. He is also known for stalking an underage girl simply because she called him out for being a creepy fuck. To say that Harold is an internet tough guy is a complete understatement. This guy has such a thin hair trigger that almost anything anyone says to him will elicit an essay of death threats and butthurt. Like any good lolcow online, he expresses a desire to be a famous superhero. However, the only way he would get famous was for all the wrong reasons.

Unfortunately For Us, He Didn't Fuck Up His Cry For Attention Suicide By Taking Too Many Pills

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