Dispicable Me

Good News, Everyone! These movies are now dying out, although they left a huge legacy of dogshit that our children now regurgitate!

Despicable Me is one of the first animated movies that showed how far downhill Hollywood was willing to go before jizzing in the faces of children and parents alike while screaming "we got your money, there's nothing you can do now, AND you will watch the sequels unconditionally."

the premise

A lonely weirdo super villain named Gru finds himself sucking at life. Not too far-fetched from your typical basement dwelling asspie. He suddenly realizes that his mom isn't going to pay his rent anymore and he gets yeeted into the real world to solve the problem. He fails miserably. Then, this obviously degenerate psycho gets his hands on some vulnerable orphans. Seriously, even 4chan couldn't make this obvious CP up.

Meanwhile, the kids that he's kidnapping are hella fucked themselves. I love the adorable Christian push while also breaking every commandment.