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Pere Puig

 
Pere Puig Puntí
Nationality: Dago    
Highscore 4 dead
Style Singleplayer
An Hero? No

Pere Puig Puntí,was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, Catalonia, Spain, before surrendering

La Masacre de Olot

On 14 December 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being fired. After his epic revenge, droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, surrenders to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.

Citados y Galeria

   
 
Hace frio, eh?
 

 
 

—Random Guy

   
 
Its cold outside, eh?
 

 
 

—Translation

   
 
Dentro de nada voy a entrar en calor
 

 
 

—Pere Puig being a absolute psycho

   
 
I'm going to warm up soon
 

 
 

—Translation

La puntuanción

Graded Score
Kill count: 4/20
Accuracy: 20/20 All kills
Style: 15/20 Sheriff style shooting
Butthurt: 9/20 Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve
Bonus: 10/20 For successing on the revenge on his boss
Total Score: 58/100 (D+)
First spaniard going postal
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Petter Kyvik

 
Petter Kristian Kyvik
Nationality: Norwegian    
Highscore 4 injured
Style Bomberman
An Hero? No


During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes.

Investigation

As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik, trainee military officer and member of Norwegian Front. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and snitched on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.

Aftermath

After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.

Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.

In 2011, Petter spectated Anders Behring Breivik's trial, but was asked to leave.


Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20
Accuracy: 4/20 Caused a bit of damage, crippling police officers and filthy commies.
Style: 3/20 Failed and snitched.
Butthurt: 15/20 Escaped several times, causing a major headache for the authorities.
Bonus: 10/20 Showed his support to the local Justiciar Knight Commander.
Total Score: 32/100 (D-)
Shittiest norsk bomber
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