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Chad DeSoto


Chad DeSoto
Born	October 28, 1991 (34 years old)
Nationality:	Guaman
Highscore	Killed 3, injured 11
Style	Hack'N'Slash, Single Player
An Hero?	Nope

Cuck Ryan DeSoto is a midget-sized cardboard-colored manlet who on February 12, 2013, crashed his car and started slashing and stabbing 14 Nipponese tourists, killing 3 of them and injuring 11.

The motive behind this one-digit kill mass attack? because the tourists resembled and symbolized his ex-girlfriend, who had broken up with him recently.

Graded Score

Graded Score

Kill count:	3/20 Only three killed...
Accuracy:	2/20 Do better next time
Style:	10/20 Attack after break-up, no ground breaking motive
Butthurt:	1/20 Only Guam ~~and the U.S~~ BAW'd, the rest of the world cared about their own shit
Bonus:	20/20 For being the ~~first~~ second Guaman scorer
Total Score: 36/100 (D)

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Chase Garvey


Chase Garvey
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 4, injured 3
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes
Motive	Cuck

Chase Garvey was an ugly ginger boy who on July 6, 2024, opened fire at a birthday party in Florence, Kentucky, killing four people and injuring three others. One of the victims was his ex-girlfriend fled the scene in a vehicle, sparking a police chase that ended when he shot himself in the vehicle and the vehicle crashed into a ditch. The party was for the owner's son, who was celebrating his 21st birthday. Garvey is believed to have known several of the victims. Garvey was previously charged with first-degree rape and second-degree sodomy in relation to the assault of a 13-year-old girl he met on Snapchat when he was 18 in 2021.