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Iván Arancibia Navarro

Iván Arancibia Navarro
Nationality:	Chilean
Highscore	3 dead, 0 injured
Style	Single player, FPS
An Hero?	Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011)

Iván Jesús Arancibia Navarro was a 43-year-old teacher from Shitle who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his pendejo students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by recent martyrs) came to the school armed with his 3-year-old daughter and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then switftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a handgun mouthwash, but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hospitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and let off the hook with no prison time.

Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20 Bare minimum.
Accuracy:	20/20 NO bullets were wasted. Respect.
Style:	8/20 Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student
Butthurt:	3/20 Noone cares about Latinx shootings.
Bonus:	15/20 Acquitted + eventual An Hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail.
Total Score: 49/100 (C)

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