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User:ThermitePries
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This user is a thieving Jew. Feel free to throw pennies at them and revert anything they lay their filthy merchant hands on. |
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
ThermitePriest
Congratulations, you found nothing
ThermitePriest is a userpage without a user. A name without a face. A ghost haunting the Recent Changes page with zero contributions and a disturbingly high word count of self-loathing.
Joined ED in 2025 under the mistaken belief that the site's still alive, relevant, or in any way forgiving. Currently contributing absolutely nothing of value, and somehow still managing to overstay his welcome.
Self-Assessment:
- Newfag? Obviously.
- Cringe? That’s the brand.
- Banned yet? Give it time.
- Any articles? LMAO.
- Any edit history? This page. That’s it.
- Knows he doesn’t belong here? Painfully.
What Am I Doing Here?
Probably the same thing you are—circling the drain of the internet, screaming into the void, and hoping someone finds it funny. Except I made a userpage about it, because shame is for people with self-respect.
Future Plans
- Intend to contribute eventually, maybe.
- Will write something controversial, unreadable, or both.
- Probably about furries, failed internet movements, or military LARPing.
- Then disappear forever and pretend this phase never happened.
Talk to Me (Don’t)
If for some reason you're reading this and think I’m someone worth messaging, reconsider your life choices. If you're here to troll me, get in line. I’m already doing it better.
Final Verdict
This page exists solely because I was too narcissistic to not have one, but too self-aware to make it serious. Feel free to delete it out of mercy. Or don’t. I’m already dead inside.