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Billie Eilish
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| Billie Eilish | |
| Born | December 18, 2001 (24 years old) |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Ethnicity | White devils |
| Gender | Female |
| Occupation | Singer |
Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell is an ugly ass snowflake who writes shitty songs and has a fandom full of other fat ugly dykes.
Descent into sexual deviancy
It all started when little Billie got addicted to porn at the age of 11 in an attempt to be like the "cool" kids. She would watch it so much that it eventually corrupted her brain into thinking about nothing but sex, accidentally programming her brain into a vicious cycle of cringe-worthy sexual comedy. Billie's secret of being interested in women was revealed by Variety in November 2023 when of course she wasn't ready to tell the world about her depraved desires up until the next year, when she came clean about getting more sexual tensions than incels do when seeing women. From wanting her face in a vagina to masturbating in front a mirror, one has to wonder why people constantly sexualize her. Right after making a vow to never speak about her sexuality ever again, she went on to say that she had "lots of good sex" throughout 2024. Who knows how much period blood she was drinking after telling the world how much she likes women and hates asexuality?
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— Billie talking about women like she's some sort of incel. | ||
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Billie's hatred against men
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Billie was trapped inside a closet repressing her nasty desires for women at the time she wrote this dumb song about wanting someone to be gay. But wait! She didn't write this song about how much she wants a girl to bump coochies with her. No, no! In her mind, the inspiration was a tragic tale of unrequited love, where the villain was none other than a boy who had the audacity to find her interesting. Oh, the horror! She felt so objectified, like a piece of meat at a barbecue, that she just had to channel her feelings into a shitty song whining about how she wished the boy played for the dicks instead. But wait! Her man-hating doesn’t end there! She also thinks men are immune to body shaming. Ironic coming from someone who can’t stand it when people comment on her fridge bod built like a mother who has more than one child. You know, the kind of body that has seen a few too many midnight snack runs and pizza parties? But here’s the kicker: she’s convinced that while she’s out here dodging the harsh judgments of society like a contestant on a reality competition show, men are just strolling through life, blissfully unaware of the pressures of body image. Imagine it! Men, with their six-pack abs and chiseled jaws, prancing around as if they’re not also subject to the wrath of the societal beauty standards. Meanwhile, Billie’s over here, pen in hand, composing an anthemic battle cry for all the girls who have ever felt like they were just a little too fat n' ugly for people who prefer the stick thin models, ignoring the many men who struggle with body image and disregarding the pressure men face to look like they took a whole bunch of steroids.
— As if Billie looks any better than whoever she said this to | ||
One day, one of her many simps asked her whether or not Billie is still affected by body shaming. Her response? She shared FAT FETISH ART out of her with the caption "you mean this?" Fans were confused as hell as to what Billie was trying to say. Could it be that she thinks it's body shaming to draw her as a disgustingly obese slob? Could it be that she gets hot and bothered by fantasies of herself being really fat?
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