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Redneck

A redneck, also known as a hillbilly, or hillnigger, is a heavily armed conservative white gentleman, from the Southern and Midwestern part of America, known as the Bible Belt. They are also the scum of the Earth. They are so prevalent that most outsiders think that this is what all Americans are like, much like how many Americans think all Brits are members of the upper class. When subjected to the company of a normal human being, i.e. anyone who can read, or a nigger, they become highly agitated, and beat their wives. Their society is illiterate, and their main cultural activities include finding creative uses for their bathtubs, improving their figures through drinking, and providing insightful viewpoints on the role of diversity in America today. Wannabe rednecks are the worst. Merely coming in contact with one IRL can turn you homosexual and give you an irresistible urge to display the confederate flag on anything you see.

Oddly, most furries are rednecks (and vice versa). This is odd because rednecks are notoriously homophobic, despite being not gay.

You can learn more about redneck behavior from watching the movie "Deliverance."

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