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Sabrina Carpenter
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| Sabrina Carpenter | |
| Born | May 11, 1999 (26 years old) |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Ethnicity | White devils |
| Gender | Female |
| Occupation | Singer, Professional slut |
Sabrina Annlynn Carpenter is a filthy whore who has a habit of turning her concerts into wild sex shows and sees herself to be the Marilyn Monroe of this generation when she's too ugly to be so.
— Sabrina thinks the whole world wants to hear that | ||
The wildest things she's ever done on stage
— Sabrina responding to those whose ears she violated with her music | ||
In 2023, Sabrina Carpenter's former boyfriend, Barry Keoghan, appeared in the dark comedy thriller "Saltburn," featuring a scene where he dances completely nude and his character drinks the used bathwater of Jacob Elordi's character. While performing at Coachella in 2024, Carpenter made a spontaneous reference to Keoghan and his bathtub scene during her song "Nonsense." One simply can't imagine just how violated Keoghan felt. In fact, he felt so violated, he decided to leave her for a more asexual woman who doesn't violate our ears as much as Sabrina does.
— The very ad-lib that caused Sabrina's fat ass to get dumped | ||
Before embarking on her "Short N' Sweet" tour, Sabrina's fat horny ass stopped by the VMAs in September 2024 to perform a medley from her latest album full of shitty songs about how sexually devious she is. Two background dancers during the set were an alien and an astronaut. Carpenter, filled to the brim with sexual arousal to the point where her pussy was leaking, pushed the astronaut aside and started making out with the alien without his consent! Why didn't the alien press charges for sexual assault afterwards? Because everyone thinks it's weak for men to get their perceived desires thrown back at them when they weren't expecting to be confronted by women who make their dicks stand up. Plus, Sabrina's fandom is full of "sex positive" feminazis who think women should be as sexual as possible only to cry objection when too many men fawn for a woman with curves.
Literally the month after that infamous performance, Sabrina added a provocative twist to her performance of "Bed Chem." As a curtain dropped to the ground, audience members' eyes were violated to the brim as they witnessed the human blow up doll-looking whore engaging in a simulated sexual act with a man in bed. This daring moment left many concertgoers, especially those attending with family so uncomfortable that they wished that very performance lead to Sabrina going to jail and gleefully dropping all the soap bars there. However, other people felt like the moment was no big deal because they're hypersexual losers who spend their days collecting as much dick cheese and vaginal goo as they can (and probably lick their hands each time they do so).
One of her most surprising moments on stage occurred in November 2024 during a concert in California. While singing her song "Juno," Harpenter knelt down and held the microphone above her in a suggestive manner, opening and closing her mouth as if she was sucking on a dick as big as one whole human being. Wait! But why is that something everyone didn't expect? The lyrics explicitly express her feelings of being a horny whore!. It was such an abomination, one person said that Sabrina is one step away from doing some more attention whoring by starting an OnlyFans account. Only time can tell when that's going to become a reality.
— No, Sabrina, you did sexual acts in front of thousands of CHILDREN | ||
