Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 23, 2025

Homeless

The Homeless are a species of sentient, humanoid beings who seek to live a communal life free of modern society's crushing standards and suppressing morals; a society that can freely trade sexual favors for controlled substances, does not poison itself with soap, and prides itself on drinking irresponsibly. They are easily approachable and typically friendly, so ensure that you support their nutrition with donations for alcohol and heroin. If you ever feel threatened at all during an encounter, remember that they are quite flammable and also vulnerable to vehicles moving at highway speeds.

(( God Hates The Poor And Can't Help But Ignore Them ))

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