Billie Eilish

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Billie Eilish
Born	December 18, 2001
Nationality	Americunt
Ethnicity	White devils
Gender	Female
Occupation	Singer

Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell is an ugly ass snowflake who writes shitty songs and has a fandom full of other fat ugly dykes.

Descent into sexual deviancy

It all started when little Billie got addicted to porn at the age of 11 in an attempt to be like the "cool" kids. She would watch it so much that it eventually corrupted her brain into thinking about nothing but sex. Billie's secret of being interested in women was revealed by Variety in November 2023 when of course she wasn't ready to tell the world about her depraved desires up until the next year. From wanting her face in a vagina to masturbating in front a mirror, one has to wonder why people constantly sexualize her.

So much for not wanting to be sexualized, huh?

Masturbating is sooo important to her

No wonder she's so fucked up in the head!

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Billie's hatred against men

Billie wants all men to be gay

Billie calling men weak like the SJW snowflake she is

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Billie thinks fat fetish art is body shaming, apparently

Billie was trapped inside a closet repressing her nasty desires for women at the time she wrote this dumb song about wanting someone to be gay. But wait! She didn't write this song about how much she wants a girl to bump coochies with her. She wrote it because she didn't like how a boy was interested in her and felt oh so objectified that she just had to write a song about how she wished the boy played for the dicks instead. But wait! Her man hating doesn't end there! Turns out she also thinks men are immune to body shaming despite not liking it when people comment on her fridge bod built like a mother who has more than one child.

One day, one of her many simps asked her whether or not Billie is still affected by body shaming. Her response? She shared FAT FETISH ART out of her with the caption "you mean this?" Fans were confused as hell as to what Billie was trying to say. Could it be that she thinks it's body shaming to draw her as a disgustingly obese slob? Could it be that she gets hot and bothered by fantasies of herself being really fat?