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Charlie - The so called other protagonist. If Pim isn't you, he is. He shits out every fucking criticism of others' behaviors and is a lazy fuck.
Alan - Generally weird fucker with squinty eyes and monotone voice. Gets his cheese stolen then crucified trying to get it back in the first episode until a depressed fuck saves him.
Mr. Boss - Tranny boss who actually is a deep down sick fuck who speaks in a hillbilly accent when high.
Episodic Debuters
Characters who are minor and start off only being majorly focused on an episode.
Bliblies - Tiny critters who spat out random shit. The show's first antagonists. Stabs Alan's finger when he tries to get his cheese back and fucking crucify him. Thankfully, Desmond kills those faggots.