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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/December 13, 2024

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UnitedHealth CEO, Brian Thompson, has lately been failing to provide enough spare organs to executives through denying claims and then harvesting with a measly 22.7% denial rate. This is already beyond the possible tolerances of our clients, but with the holiday season drug rush we cannot forgive his failure to meet market demands any more. Once he's removed from the equation, we can expect to finally get on with our partying. We've provided you a rented bicycle to intercept the target.
 


 
 

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