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Akai Dalia

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Akai Dalia looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys.
Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery.
You could also add in actual humor.
This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Behold the face of the Sonic-Sue with her imaginary boyfriend Shadow. Lulz she actually watermarked this.



Akai and her fanbrats

  • A typical whiteknight response when their idol is told the truth about her Sonic-Sue.
    A typical whiteknight response when their idol is told the truth about her Sonic-Sue.
  • Telling a 20-something year old woman to grow up is very necessary when she acts more like her shoe size than her actual age.
    Telling a 20-something year old woman to grow up is very necessary when she acts more like her shoe size than her actual age.


akaidalia is a 23 year old woman-child with a fanbase of mindless sheep that she has at her disposal. Akai (like many other autistic fanbrats on Deviantart) is a girl who has expressed their ever lasting love for Sonic the Hedgehog. Akai's character Akai is the very lucky girl who gets the sexy Sonikku. Sonic is always there for Akai, they have hardcore sex and sonic bows to his princess while they live a happy life. Akai and Sonic have had child by the name of Sonai.


Akai like every other perfect character or Deviantartist Akai has the nasty Critics! As any rational person would,she fights with her knights of justice to get rid of the bullies if all else fails she blocks the mean bullies and lives another day on the internet where she will continue her quest for Sonic's juicy cock.

Just like most sonictards Akai is also a Pegasister whose cutie mark is of a SpermToegg she also has a collection of pony toys and ruined posters because of her undying hate for Amy Rose- Sonic's real girlfriend. While Akai isn't fingering herself to Sonic the hedgehog, being as so desperate and sex deprived she bought a new hedgehog and named it Sonic. Sonic the real hedgehog is now in a 3 foot wide hole with no escape to this day.

The obsessed and the Sue

Everytime a person points out how much of a fucking slutbag std infested whore her Shit-Sue is her and her whiteknights throw a shit fit despite the obvious in Akai's online galleries.
If this obsessive bitch really did have an actual boyfriend he only ditched her because of her sick ass obsession of fucking Sonic and Shadow and her shit attitude. Poor guy made the right decision.
Y U SO OBSESSED About missing Pics
  • Just like the typical religious freak from hell she also worships a God. Still fictional and just as crazy.
    Just like the typical religious freak from hell she also worships a God. Still fictional and just as crazy.
  • The
    The
  • Sonic-Sue
    Sonic-Sue
  • is
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  • definetly
    definetly
  • obsessed
    obsessed
  • with
    with
  • Sonic the Hedgehog
    Sonic the Hedgehog


Behold the worst Sue in the Sonic fandom!

If you thought the design was shit go read the bio and laugh.

   
“ 		 
Name: Jane Dalia

Nicknames: Akai , Red Dalia , Scarlet

Age: 19

Gender: Female

Species: Hedgehog

Height: 98 cm

Weight: Secret

DOB: April 22th 1994

Birth Place: Unknown

Occupation: Noblewoman

Top Speed: High Speed Runner ( 160 - 175 Mph)

Special Attacks: Karate Blows, Stabbing with the her Katana, Spin Jump, Spin Attack, Flower Horse.

Abilities & Aptitude: Dalia Storm, Flower Shoot, Dark Dalia, Super Dalia

Hobbies & Talents: Drawing, listen favorite music, brown belt karate, ability to use any melee weapons and firearms, excellent hearing, sports skills.

Weaknesses: To Sonic, Shadow and to her own mother (love daughter)

Friends: Saira, Sonic, Shadow, Tails, Rouge, Knuckles, Cream, Blaze, Silver.

Rivals: Amy Rose (love rival)

Enemies: Eggman, Metal Sonic

Gourmet of choice: Lasagna, Spaghetti, pizza, spicy food, chocolate, cookies and cakes.

Beverages of choice: tea (wit lemon) , orange juice

Favorite color(s): red, violet and black

Miscellaneous trivia: Akai is in love with Sonic, but her feelings are also addressed to Shadow. Despite her athletic ability, Akai has a fear of heights.

Personality: Akai is a girl ,who likes to spend time alone, but is also able to be sociable. Hates hypocrisy and simulation someone who is not. Akai can be impulsive, but also caring and compassionate. Akai is well organized, but a little with the bossy.


Items & Weapons: Akai has a katana named Astra. She calling out using of minds. With materialization of the katana appear sparkling gleams.

Themesong: Lady Gaga - Born this Way

Back Story: Akai comes from a noble family “Garden Dalia”. She is the successor to the title of nobility-the Countess. Her parents, Lena Dalia the Hedgehog and Jack the Hedgehog govern of entire county. Her older brother Jakob the Hedgehog,had gone abroad, and younger , Peter ,living with them. Akai’s real name is Jane. “Akai” is her self-proclaimed name. She has a katana called Astra. Each member of her family, having completed 18 years, received a sword. When Akai became an adult, went out into the world looking for his destiny .. and love, which turned out to be Sonic. True, Akai doesn’t show feelings personally to him ,but trying to be his best friend. When it comes to her attitude to Amy, she is her love rival for Sonic. She doesn’t bestow Amy special sympathies, but try to respect her. Akai has a similar approach to Shadow as to Sonic. But the her dilemma is in the fact that Akai has for both the same feeling.
 

„
  		 

—AkaiDalia


Y U SUCH A MARY SUE About missing Pics
  • Shhhhh it's a secret u gais.
    Shhhhh it's a secret u gais.
  • What she wishes to be real on a daily basis.
    What she wishes to be real on a daily basis.
  • Must haaave staaaaamps of Shit-Sue.
    Must haaave staaaaamps of Shit-Sue.
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  • Getting her Sue ass to cry is too simple and wat out u gais she'll sick her imaginary boyfriends on you.
    Getting her Sue ass to cry is too simple and wat out u gais she'll sick her imaginary boyfriends on you.
  • Now with extra colour!
    Now with extra colour!
  • What about sanikkuu D: Also boobs
    What about sanikkuu D: Also boobs

Akai's Autism

Her expression when you're not part of her legion of Yes-Fags.
Wat out! We've got a badass cow over here u gais!!!

Akai manages to somehow magically have Plankton-sized kids with her Sonikku and later on goes and fucks Shadow...or Shadowkku, and manages to have kids with him as well. Is she a whore? nope. Her anatomy resembles an anorexic scrub hoe because "Cartoons don't have to be realistic or have good anatomy" quote from Akai. She has posted multiple journals about her bullies to her 4000 strong fanbase of gay loving pussies


Her only defense against logic and critique.

Late 2012 Akai told her fantards that she will be removing her Sonadow comic because she did not like the couple anymore. This spiked up riots amongst her fans and lost over 1000 watchers. Noticing that her fans were not giving her attention anymore she put the comic back and they all came running back with their dicks between their legs.

They're not butthurt! They're just showing their opinion.

Recently the Autism has spread and she has pulled the Bi-polar card in another attention whoring journal.

   
“ 		 
I'm upset on myself...cuz I have a sick personality. And I've realized, they/you're right..I'm bitch. Sadly, one time I can be kind, warmly,forgiving, sensitive...but second time as mean, bad, malicious..the one word..BITCH. I was always like that. Also I feel sorry to my lovely mommy for me :'(

I just don't know how to control this. I'm worry for my future. I'm so sorry for my behavior. I'm bipolar..sadly :( I should leave the DA, but I don't want. I've got used to this place. Anywhere else I don't talk to people because I have no where Don't take my apology, if you don't want. I've just told you the truth about me. I'm also self-masochism mentally. I like to hurt myself. I'm aware of my hard , sick and strange personality.
 

„
  		 

—Akai Dalia, displaying her shitty grammar on Deviantart

In addition to explaining she might leave again, she hides her insults to the bullies by using her own language- polish to 1up the unexpected meanies, little does she know Google translate works both ways and have been translated to her saying " I can no longer watch hung-up punks who are spoiled for nausea, cluttering their supposed "opinions"." Her truthful talk really shows what a autistic fuck she is.

Unable to any longer endure the endless amounts of exposure at the hands of other users of DeviantART and from users on YouTube, Akai has deactivated her DeviantART account. This was her BAW-fest of a journal before said account had been deactivated, filled with butthurt as usual: Akai's departure. (BALEETED!) Ironically enough, Akai has stated that she did not give a fuck what her detractors had thought, yet she would write shitty response comments with fraught with horrible grammar, piss-poor arguments, fail-troll tactics, take potshots at other people, and she has closed her dA account. Yet, she "doesn't care". Contradictory much, Akai?

  • When a person uses Akai's art it's theft and should be reported but when Akai uses officially copyrighted art from Sega it's aaawwwriight. Bitch just doing whatever the fuck she pleases cuz it's awright if she steals.
    When a person uses Akai's art it's theft and should be reported but when Akai uses officially copyrighted art from Sega it's aaawwwriight. Bitch just doing whatever the fuck she pleases cuz it's awright if she steals.
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  • More asskissing.
    More asskissing.
  • Another non-asskisser? This is amazing shit.
    Another non-asskisser? This is amazing shit.
  • People who aren't asskissing.
    People who aren't asskissing.
  • Posts a journal about it anyway.
    Posts a journal about it anyway.
  • I dun care wat u gais say about me.
    I dun care wat u gais say about me.
  • Apparently she'll only praise the fan art she does get if it's depicting her Sonic-Sue molesting Sonic or Shadow.
    Apparently she'll only praise the fan art she does get if it's depicting her Sonic-Sue molesting Sonic or Shadow.
  • Rude comment and no favorite from our wonderful cunt.
    Rude comment and no favorite from our wonderful cunt.
  • So for those that say "well she didn't fav it because the quality isn't all that good." As long as it has her shit-sue in it she loves it.
    So for those that say "well she didn't fav it because the quality isn't all that good." As long as it has her shit-sue in it she loves it.

The Sonadow comic

The fuck is this shit?
Cry like a man

The sonadow comic is where her popularity started to explode. Like every weeaboo sonictard she made a comic about Sonic putting his train inside of shadow. She has hit 820 pages in her comic with 1000's of fans following. Reading every little bit of this lliterate train wreck. The comic explains how Sonikku got pregnant twice with his beloved shadokku, making hidden comics on furaffinity of them having hard core sex with the topping of autistic bad drawing.( now removed due to opinions)

The comic shows the true personality of the characters by making them 2 faggots in love. Shadow being the bitch of the relationship and sonic being the bitch. Shadow using all his strength to restrain the bitch, and keep it from walking out the door.

   
“ 		 
Your comic drawings are so cool it should be in a manga comic book now and you will be famous
  		„
  		 

—rougebat103, on Deviantart

Easy ways to make Akai get autistic on you

What happens when you disagree with her.


1. Draw any negative picture of her with Amy rose in it

2. Criticism

3. Trolling

4. Looking at her funny

5. Complimenting her

6. Speaking proper English

7. Thought

8. Logic

9. Draw any of her other Sonic FCs

10. Draw any pairing of Sonic or Shadow with other FCs or OCs together.


Who Sonic actually fucks and gets fucked by About missing Pics
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Videos of people trying to hammer sense into this poor insane woman.

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When you have a 9-part series of youtube videos about you plus 12 other videos ranting on how negative you are and how your fan characters is a slutty whore who can't defend herself, that's when there's something wrong with not just you but your fan character.

Akai's very own Memes

Create your own Akai meme.

Memes

Whiteknights

Sonic speaking out while sucking Squidward's cock.
Sonic gives the Sue a head start.

Bahleeted/Banned Accounts

  • akaidalia BAHLEETED - Closed due to butthurt.

See Also

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Akai Dalia is part of a series on YouTube.

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