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 Painting depicting the attack.
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| Louis Michel Rieul Billon | |
| Born | September 7, 1750 |
| Died | December 13, 1789 (Aged 39) |
| Nationality | Français 
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| Highscore | 26 Killed, 41 Injured |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Bomberman, Singleplayer |
| An hero? | No, lynched |
On December 13, 1789, 26 people would be killed and 41 others injured after an epic mass attack ever seen by the stinky snail-sucking, baguette eating people of the then Kingdom of France that only would be surpassed by the 13N attacks by death toll.
The attack
Our main player, 39-year-old Louis Michel Rieul Billon, also known as Louis Michel Rieul-Billon (nicknamed Watchmaker Billon), famous locally in the city of Senils for being a watchmaker and extremely charming, but this fame didn't last much, after a money affair that went wrong, everyone turned on him, causing him to feel injustice after the arquebusier commander kicked him out of the company, and so, he fought of an idea, louis started stockpiling a shit-ton of weapons for his revenge plan.
On the eventual day, a parade of arquebusiers were passing by, when, louis, from his house, in a room where he stored all of his guns that he was going to use in the up-and-coming attack, opened fire on the parade, killing the commander, the main fucker who voted to kick him off the watchmaking company he was working in, obviously, he was spotted immediately after firing at a large ass crowd, and hid in his home and continued shooting some more people before barricading inside of his home, he continued shooting but then the guards rushed inside when louis left the door semi-opened, the guards, trying to end this madness, did not expect a massive and explosive surprise, a crate completely full of powder in the house, you thought this revenge plan was going to be your typical mass shooting that ends with suicide? oh no, our louis boy was packing, of course, that powder wasn't for decoration, he ended the show by blowing his house up like a Micheal Bay movie, which caused 66 other random houses to also feel the impact of the blast.
Shortly after this master move, he was arrested but was brutally beated to death by the Compagnie des Chasseurs before he could be imprisoned and be eternally raped by the french version of bubba.
Aftermath
Considering this attack happened during the french revolution, that pwanged 16,600 people, it didn't get any attention, and was pretty much forgotten easily like every mass shooting that happens in the JEWSA.
Even at that, after a shit-ton of years later, Louis is still the deadliest mass shooter in french history.
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Graded score
| Kill count: | 26/20 ' |
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| Accuracy: | 12/20 Could've got a much higher score. |
| Style: | 24/20 Pretty original for the time. |
| Butthurt: | 3/20 Was sadly overshadowed by the French Revolution. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 ' |
Wanted Level:
National Guard
See also
- France - Where shit went down
- Eric Borel - 2nd Deadliest french mass shooter
