Nazi Boys

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Throughout the Third Reich, there were plenty of cute Nazi Boys who smashed out to to create a better world. They all failed. When many people think of Nazi's, they think of the main players. Like Hitler, Goebbels, Himmler, Dr. Mengele and Mel Gibson. Everybody forgets about the small time gangsta's like Obergruppenfuhrer Reinhard Eugene Heydrich, or Alois Brunner. Have any of you reading even heard of a Josef Kramer before? Maybe on Seinfeld. So welcome to an article purely dedicated to Nazi Boys.

Obergruppenfuhrer Reinhard Eugene Heydrich

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The final soultion master-mind himself Reinzy was the biggest ladies man around all of Nazi Germany and occupied Europe. Girls from all around dreamt of Reinzy and cried thinking about the perfect Obergruppenführer they'd never get to have. Basically he was the Harry Styles (or Marcus Day Break) of Europe back in the day. Even fellow Nazi's vanted a piece of his shuffenstaz up their cruffenshoffel

Reinzy was a pretty top Nazi. he had heaps of ranks like being the Stellvertreteder Reichspotektor. He was also the main guy who did some German Home and Gardens style Holocaust genocide designing. Being one of the designers of 'The Final Solution' which imo was not a very fab design.

Historians regard him as a pretty dark figure, which is why chicks digged him, because girls love dark bad boys like Obergruppenführer Reinhard Tristan Eugen Heydrich. The fuhrer himself said he "was the man with an iron heart" (because despite all the girls that fell for him, his heart was too strong to fall for girls, he had 6 million problems and a girl ain't one)

Being a top designer for Nazi things, he also helped design Kristallnacht (the night of broken glass) because he was to mainstream for proper art, he went all hipster and convinced people to break glass and start fires. Just that glass happened to be from Jewish houses and shops instead.

His dad was an Opera singer so Reinhard learned to muzz from an early age. He was also a talented Violinist, so he would create his own dubstep beats to get the Nazi Parties started. He was also a member of the Deutschovolkischer Schutz und Trtzbund which was the Anti-jew group before Hitler made it cool.

He joined the Navy in the 20's, just he didn't do anything gay. In fact, this was where he gained his notoriety for being a ladies man. He became notorious for his countless affairs for picking up chicks and raking them in. He'd sail the world with biddies on each arm. He'd have mad hook-ups everywhere he muzzed. He'd also pop pingas on board the ship. After that, he joined the SS where the other people were nasty, all they did was spread rumors omg, they said such mean stuff like "omg Reinhard Heydrich isn't even a proper aryan" and "lol, I heard he's actual a Jew" but Reinzy didn't let the haters get to him.

Reinzy Rich overcame the haters and rose through the ranks of Nazi stuff, but each rank he got, is always long and unpronounceable, stuff like becoming head of the schuffenwafelleoberganshuzenstaz and wot not. So I ceebs writing all the cheeky ranks he rose through. He was a pretty top bloke. He even was heavily involved with helping Hitler make his move on Poland. Hitler needed his ladies man advice to help him make the first move

As mentioned above, he went on the become Heinrich Himmlers bestie in helping organize the holocaust. They'd have cute sleep-overs and they'd giggle about their new plans for genocide.

Eventually Heinrich planned a date with Hitler in Berlin, it was meant to be the cutest date where they'd plan a trip to Paris, but he stepped in the wrong neighborhood when two gang-bangers with some weird unspellable names got sub-machine guns out and began shooting up his car in a drive-by shooting. Henirch didn't get shot, and he chased the gang-bangers around, got into a mad gun fight, one stole a bike and got away, the other shot Reinzy in the leg and escaped back to his coke crib. He never made it to his cute ideal Paris holiday. He went to some hospital in the Czech Republic, after Himmler visited with flowers, he lost consciousness and never woke up and died of Sepsis.

He had a sad funeral in Berlin, and all the Nazi top-dogs attended. Himmler gave his eulogy, and even the fuhrer himself Hitler attended. Hitler was a little mad at his death and said it was his fault. He said: "lol, wat an idiot, wrong side of the neighborhood wearin' the wrong colors in some pimped out ride, he was askin' for sum wise ass busta and nasty ass cracka to come by and put a cap in his ass" - Adolf Hitler Ladies from all around Germany cried for months.

Josef Kramer

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Kramer today c. 1990's

Josef Kramer. Pappa J-Kramer was Commandant of the Bergen-Belson concentration camp. He had the sickest nick-name, which was "The Beast of Belsen" although Kramer was naughty and was responsible for the deaths of thousands. He was a Nazi war criminal. He was born in Munich and he joined the Nazi Party in 1931 also before Bergen-Belsen he was a Hauptsturmfuhrer of Auchwitz and was in charge of the gas chambers. When Bergen Belsen was liberated by the tea-drinkers, he actual gave them a tour around the camp, he was then arrested.

They say he was trailed and hanged for his war crimes. They are wrong. He later on went to become the popular character Kramer in a famous American sitcom called 'Seinfeld'