Hobosexual

Bill Bryson suggests in Made in America that the name Hobo could come from the railroad greeting, "Ho, beau!", which demonstrates that Americans do not have a basic grasp of French. Or it could be an acronym like "hurry over blowjob outside". Cheeky old Bill Bryson.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. No?...well I'll gladly suck your dick now for a hamburger Tuesday." Genuine dialogue recorded by a trained anthropologist.

	“	Faggot cum-chuggers living in cardboard are the cat's pajamas. Suck hobocock all day long.	„
	—a tramp not the same thing, being disdainful.

	“	Only one letter separates a homo from a hobo, begorrah.	„
	—Oscar Wilde, famous Irish gay wit, and so-called mascot of Uncyclopedia.

Famous Hobos

• George Orwell
• Lee Marvin
• Charlie Chaplin
• Joseph Evers
• That guy singing Zippideedoodah
• Adrian Lamo

Hobosex Gallery

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  Hobo, straight up. No fruit. Serious Fucking Bidness.
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  HOBOSECKS!!!HOBOSECKS!!!HOBOSECKS!!!HOBOSECKS!!!HOBOSECKS!!!HOBOSECKS!!!
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  What you don't see happen at night...

See Also

• It's fucking real
• Depression#Hoboes
• Habbo
• Homo

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