Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/August 11, 2024

Cocaine

Cocaine (AKA: Crack, Coke, Blow, Rock and Food of the Gods) is the best drug in the world; a stimulant that people and niggers take to heighten their worst instincts and optimise the volume at which they talk, usually at the next fucking table in the bar I'm trying to have a quiet goddamn drink in. It gives the user energy, confidence, willpower and the desire to rape every ten minutes. It is usually powdered, and helpfully cut with even more toxic white powder in order to fuck your nose up, awesome. You can also mix it with a tiny amount of water and put it up your ass, though if you do this, remember to ram it home with a twelve-inch black dildo, you big queer.

You can obtain cocaine off any guy who is being a smug loud asshole in a bar, anybody who works in any kind of bank, in the Ghetto, and off my buddy Rick's housemate, he does tons of blow.

(( COCAINE'S A HELL OF A DRUG ))

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