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/baphomet/
What happens when a bunch of bored internet deviants with a defective sense of self-importance and a complete ignorance of NYPA get together? 8chan's Baphotmet, or /baphomet/, board seeks to answer that question in a demonstrative manner and so far has succeeded quite well; generating a healthy amount of lulz in the process. Terror of lolcows, white knights and corrupt assholes everywhere, /baphomet/ stands as a proud reminder that attracting unwarranted attention to yourself on the internet is a stupid fucking thing to do.
Who are these fags?
/baphomet/ unashamedly presents itself as a doxing, raiding and overall "fucking with people" board. Rules are fairly lax however and one can discuss pretty much anything you'd expect on old /b/, such as TOR or just typical autismal bullshit. Its mods will ban you for any or no reason, representing fairly well the overall arbitrary nature of the board's population. SJW's who got mad after the rise of /baph/ in January 2015 have described /baph/ as the "militant wing of the gamergate movement"; failing to realize that any connection to it is purely coincidental, due to the chaotic nature of the board.
The rise of /baphomet/ Late 2014, early January 2015
/baphomet/ was founded around November or December of 2014, but remained mostly inactive until its user began to spam 8chan's /b/ in a desperate bid for attention. Though their spam was largely ineffective, the board didn't really find footing until the website was hit with a DDos atack in January of 2015, and the board saw an influx of users looking to investigate who was behind it.
They found out that the hacking group "Lizard Squad" who already got famous for their Sony hack in 2014 was the hired gun for the operation and that they were selling infrastructure (a botnet) for DDoSing websites. It was clear for Baphomet that SJW are too dumb to DDoS a site so some SJW must have used this botnet for his operation. Fortunately, the lizardfags were not were smart and someone managed to hack their site and steal a dump of every single account created for their service. Now it was Baphomet's turn to dig deeper in this case.
They started having a look at this dump and they were surprised how many dumb idiots entered their real email addresses for signing up for the lizardfag service. Many of these faggots also used the same passwords and usernames on other services and many /baph/oles had much fun devastating their Facebook accounts by posting ISIS flags and goatse on their profiles and changing their names to things like "Mr. D1ck Suckr". Some Facebookfag even complained that he had to wait 60 days until he can change the name on his profile back ensuring many lulz to /baph/oles. However even with pooled efforts to find the mastermind behind this DDoS /baph/ did not manage to find the evildoer (irony) and so they just started to wreak havoc on all SJW as a collective.
After this incident, Baphomet started various doxing, delivering, swatting and raiding operations targeting mostly SJW's, beta whiteknights and faggots all over the world. In 1 case there was 1 confirmed fatality but unfortunately it was only the family dog. These operations even made it to various minor news outlets like Ars Technica and Huffington Post mainly because professional victim SJW's like Brianna Wu started to cry around how they are risking their life for standing up against Baphomet and the media wanted some drama to sell their shit. Imagine this, how a imageboard that was up not even 1 full month gained so much attention an causing mayhem and butthurt for SJW's all over the world. Baphomet also started different backup chans on overchan and on Tor for the case that 8chan gets DDoSed again.
Benjikin the attention whore and more drama January 2015
The board owner of Baphomet (Benjikin) loved the attention he got and he even created a twitter account for attentionwhoring. Unfortunately he was doxed soon (irony haha) and got totally fucked by SJW. SJW sent letters to his mother (he lived at his mommas crib at that time, like real gangsters do) in which he was described as the board owner of a satanistic and pedophilic site what triggered his SJW mother to the point of kicking her own son out. He went to the woods and lived in a tent like a true gangsta now. He used the free WiFi of fast food restaurants to go online and continue performing his internet operations. Also the feds had it now much harder to track him down as he was not in his usual home address anymore but somewhere in the woods. Cops are known to be only eating donuts in their cars so searching him in the woods was not an option at that time. There were already rumors that he had connections to the black market (darknet) and now he even eared true street credibility for living the thug life.
At some point Benjikin claimed that he will delegate the board to another one (he lied) because he had many IRL problems now after everyone knew who was behind Baph. The next big drama was the Blue Shield Blue Cross hack. In this incredible operation (that demonstrated how well governments and government-like companies protect your private data) Benjikin and an alleged group of cybergangsters from China broke into one of the biggest health insurance companies of the USA and stole private data (incl. social security numbers) of about 80 million people.
This hack even made it to the mainstream media and as Benjikin was still an attentionwhore he boasted on Baphomet how he was behind this, ensuring that now the temperature was rising for him. Baphomet didn't survive long after this incident. They doxed a federal judge and then Benjikin started selling the SSN numbers because he was running low on funds after beeing kicked out of his mommas crib and also to make money so he could evade law enforcement and escape to China. He chose China as his flight destination because he was fluent in Chinese and China had no extradition agreement with the USA. He was an attentionwhore again and even posted this escape plan on Baphomet to make sure the cops know where they will find him.
The glorious "death" and resurrection of /Baph/
Then in February the whole Baphomet board got purged by an admin or mod account (possibly Benji was too dumb to choose a secure password and some SJW guessed it). After this incident the board operators decided to delete the board permanently from 8chan's index page and Benjikin started to keep a low profile and to prepare his escape. There were a few threads on 8chan's /b/ where he described how nervous he was because of being on the verge of getting v& and many cocksuckers gave him the attention he wanted and wished him luck. At this point SJW already started to celebrate their victory against Baphomet because in their logic if something is censored the problem disappears automaticly but little did they know, Baphomet was now just in hide mode, making sure the tech-illiterate SJW faggots who lurked Baph were gone and already preparing the next raid. On Friday February 13 2015 there was a posting on the now hidden Baphomet that was allegedly by Benjikin in which he stated that he successfully escaped to China.
Valentine's Day Raid 2015
Some anon on Baph suggested a tumblr Raid on valentines day around January. Many /baph/oles found it a good idea and they quietly started preparing the raid. The Valentine's raid 2015 turned out to be a massive fail because firstly not many /baph/oles seem to have joined the raid and secondly they did not prepare carefully enough for the operation. Many anons created new tumblr accounts specially for the raid and forgot that tumblr has a feature that prohibits certain functions for new accounts and so these accounts won't be usable for raids. However /baph/oles already are planning the next raid that was planned to be set on a LGBT holiday.
Swami drama, February 2015, ongoing
Baphomet is involved in a major internal 8chan drama with the name/tripfag and /fem/ board owner "Swami". Swami pissed Baphomet off in late January 2015 by tweeting disrespectful content about /baph/ and Baphomet started a revenge campaign after this incident started. As /fem/ is allegedly a board for females by females (even claimed by Swami "herself"), internet detectives from Baphomet felt suspicious about this and began digging. They found out that Swami is in reality not only a man but also a neet pedophile and well-known internet troll. The case is that "Japanese Lettuce Hardcore" was the former name Swami used in 2012. This "Japanese Lettuce Hardcore" was a tripfag and r9k troll from back in 2012.
In the beginning when this info leaked, people doubted that Baphomets claim was true. After anons posted on /fem/ about this issue and got banned with their posts deleted, it is assumed that Baphomet really was right about this claim and that Swami is in reality a neet pedophile claiming to be a woman, running a forum by and for females.
After beeing exposed, Swami got mad and started fishing on Baphomet for IP Adresses with blasze.tk finger box links so he can report them to the FBI. Little did he know, most of Baphomet (besides the SJW lurkers and obvious idiots) are using at least a VPN service or even a VPN + TOR combination so these efforts will not bring him the desired results. He also claimed via twitter, that Benji had to flee because of him (and his vendetta against Baphomet) and not because of doxing the federal judge and stealing private data of 80 million American citizens, confirming his megalomaniac attitude. Swami now claims he is aiming at Baphomet moderator "Vince" (Benjis right hand man and deputy) and makes postings on twitter that should intimidate Vince and the other mods on Baphomet while the anons on /baph/ are laughing about his butthurt after his exposure and so-called vendetta.
Baphomet recently created /tradfem/ and /girltalk/ as honeypots to piss off Swami by taking traffic from her board. May we see victory.
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