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Drakengard

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Drakengard is the result of acid trip gone too far. It is a crappy dynasty warrior rip off that have you walk from point A to point B. In the game, your party members are nothing more than a incest sister, blind pedophile priest, baby eating elve cunt while your hero, Caim, who is but an edgy mass murder mute that want nothing but fucking his dragon. Their goal is to stop some creepy man voice loli who are controlled by giant naked flying baby that eat human. While the first game mentioned above sounds as retarded as fuck, the retard at SE say fuck that and remove all the shit in the sequel and replaced it with some mary sue faggot name Nowe, who is the fusion of the incest sister and some faggot while having the blood of a dragon like he is some sort of jesus christ. Luckily, SE being the fucking genius they are release the 3rd game with most of the lulz from the 1st game. You gets to play as a cursing cunt call Zero, who rapes an mentally challenged dragon name Mikhail while flying around the world, killing her retarded sister and stealing their sex slave so the flower planted inside her cunt would die. This retarded game is known for having multiple shitty ending that are either fucked up or made no sense. The infamous ending from the 1st game have your hero, cross the dimension to modern japan, fighting some evil statue with artificial difficult rhythm mini game only to get shot down by some kamikaze Japanese air force.

So who wrote this shit

The retard responsible for writing this shit name Yoko Taro, is known for writing his story backward and have his sock puppet doing the interview. He also hates children so much that he had a Caim kill a bunch of kids in the game. If that is not enough, you can switch to the pedophile and have him cast magic to kill even more children. If that isn't enough, you can read his 3 crappy manga. One of them is about a bunch retarded japanese high schooler with psychic ability slaughtered by muslims in Afghanistan.