Million Dollar Extreme

MillionDollarExtreme, headed by charismatic ugly bastard Sam Hyde accompanied by the XBox LIVE-playing dumbass fucksticks Nick Rochefort and Charles Carroll are newest trolls on the block, producing the funniest shit (or the only funny shit) on Youtube.

"TV for indigo children, convicted felons, pro-dommes, and outcasts."

Tyranizing web 2.0 and the social networks they've amassed a dedicated and constantly entertained following. You can think of MDE as a lawless biker gang of funny-boys united by their burning hatred of consumerism who live to write and film mind-fuck wisdom bombs that slice up and dismember the belief systems of 9-5 Wal-Mart drones like tactical bayonets mounted on the AK-47 of insanity. MDE is the most widely used finishing attack in the Dragon Ball series, and is Goku's signature attack. MDE is a homeless man shitting in a parking lot and using it to write biblical quotes on the windshields of brand new Scion tC's.

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Sam Hyde showing off his Jenkem.

Trolling Hipsters

MDE really got started in Williamsburg using the rampant narcissism of young upper class professionals as a pretense to harass them.

Trolling Manchildren

Sam uses a fake cover letter to get a panel at some gay ass animu convention. Trolling ensues.

Trolling Faggots

“	About the homophobia: obviously MDE/Sam are not homophobic, in fact Sam is an FTM transsexual (not kidding) who’s fucked all kinds of pansexual beasts and ugly little dykes. In fact as I am writing this, I am getting fucked by an asexual crippled Mujer with a feeldoe. I am about to stop so that I can hop on a Sybian and administer heavy oral to a mentally disabled black male furry.	„
—MDE

Trolling Pseudointellectual Lefties

Trolling Bronies

Uploaded a fake kickstarter advertising a my little pony dating sim.

Jan Rankowski

Jan Rankowski is a well-renowned MDE writer whose sociopathic acting skills have allowed him to deceive people and get people like Brianna Wu to cry. One of his most recent attempts pissed lesbo dykes off by acting like an autistic schizophrenic 20-year-old balding manchild. This resulted in much-deserved anger and confusion by sad tranny dykes. Currently, he is furthering this ongoing rage by acting like a born-again feminist tumblr blogger, which has triggered more feminists, making them think that he is sincerely apologetic for his antics as Jace Connors.

Jan acting as Jace Connors

Deagle Nation

WIZ DUM GUN

Enlightenments from a Born-Again Feminist

Gallery

"taught this dirtbag a lesson she'll never forget... what's the point of swanky audrey hepburn glasses when you're blacked out and your neck is all fucked up? idk"
"this one definitely has a social justice blog and she probably blogged about this after... my only regret is not choking harder"
"two for the price of one, put my fingers in their asses too"
"she thought she was the cutest little thing, til' I showed her what a real man can do"
"She was laughing because I didn't start cranking it yet, but about three seconds after this one was snapped I had her tapping and choking hard."