Dreamer72fem

Dreamer72fem is the username for the prolific youtube uploader Stacey Denise Humphreys, who has uploaded a video almost every single day for the past eight years. With each passing year, Dreamer showcases another new hairdo, often looking as if her hairdresser is using an easy bake oven. Although relatively unknown, Dreamer has a small number of extremely loyal, middle-aged, mobility scooter riding fans that fill the comment section of her videos with the sort of gusto reserved only for lonely, hideously ugly gremlins.

Dreamer in one of her famous dazes

Most of Dreamer's videos take place in a bedroom setting, where she regularly pauses to feed her cat, to get lost in some weird outer space zone, or to eat the snacks her pathetic fans send from Amazon (such snacks are regularly gifted along with cheap vinyl Disney crap and used cross stitch patterns probably purloined from the fans' dead grandmas closets). Sadly, however, the true origin of Dreamer's stunned pauses remains a mystery to this day.

Personal Life

Dreamer lives in a rural Michigan town with her father Neil "The Humper" Humphreys. His escapades are one her most beloved vlog topics, especially when it comes to his technological incompetency.

The Humper entertaining a youngin'

Next to her father, her favorite relative is her red mobility scooter, which she takes joyrides on to her favorite grocery store Meijer, or sometimes Costco. At these establishments, she further enjoys grabbing massive amounts of produce and stuffing them in her scooter basket. She appears to have a great affinity for green beans and asparagus.

While Dreamer used to work for some sort of newspaper, she now owns a portable shitter company "pride toilets" with her skinny, hillbilly cousin "Rawhnie." Rawhnie appears to do most of the work, as he had a recent run in with a poop shower. During the time Cousin Rawhnie was getting his poop shower, Dreamer was laughing at his misfortune in front of her computer. She claims to do the "books," although it is unclear what role she actually plays in the company.

In the kitchen with Dreamer

Dreamer, like her friend Simply Sara, enjoys spending her days in the kitchen.

One of Dreamer's culinary creations

Here, she regularly whips up such culinary masterpieces as creamed asparagus on toast, turkey turd meatloaf and the ever lovely tuna noodle casserole. Sometimes, she will journey her fans through "meal prep" where she cooks 938203810831 copies of the same meal, cuts them into little pieces and puts them in the fridge. When Dreamer is in the kitchen, she likes to hide behind the camera, adding an aura of mystique. Dreamer usually uses The Humper to taste test her foods, but he is always poker faced when stuffing her terrible cooking into his face, so one is unsure if he actually enjoys such slop or has enured himself to a lifetime of terrible 1960s recipes.

Ian or Ian Bennett

In January of 2015, Dreamer introduced us to her most rabid fan, "Ian or Ian Bennett." Little is known about this epic troll, other than the fact he has been the only person to date to receive an angry shout out from Dreamer herself. We also know that he has a brother who is a dyslexic fortune teller. It is thought the brothers live somewhere in England and have red hair. Ian Bennett was fond of leaving friendly replies, saying "hi" to Dreamer's commenters on a regular basis. According to Dreamer, he also followed her around social media, although she and her grumpy fans did not accept his warm and welcoming nature, and he was eventually banned.

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