Lobotomy

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The wise man who crafted this method.

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Lobotomy, (known also as Lolcotomy, or Lolkotomy), is a lulzy correction tool, created by Antonio Moniz, where a knife is inserted into your nose and the prefrontal cortex nerve connections are cut off. Historically, in more civilized times (around the 1930s-1950s), the process was carried out on autistics, schizophrenics, homosexuals, niggers, and kikes in an attempt to rid them of their horrible disease. Unfortunately, the process is no longer carried out, due to human rights activists and hippies getting into a world-wide debate about the procedure being "inhumane". Today, in modern times, the members of the groups listed above are only thrown into padded rooms for 23 hours a day doing fuck all except cutting their wrists and attempting suicide.

How it was carried out in the old days. Notice that they actually stick a needle in your eye, and continuously jab it with tweezers.

Controversy

Many human rights activists and pussies all over the world have called this procedure "inhumane", and that "...the process [should not] be carried out on any [living] human being...". This is simply untrue, as the process is everything but inhumane, and was an exceptional correction tool, especially for niggers and kikes. Other controversy deals with the idea of the method not being able to work or yield the desired results and that is was somehow "ineffective".

See Also

• Murder
• Assburgers Syndrome
• Schizophrenia
• Psychopaths

External Links

• Lobotomy on Wikipedia

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Lobotomy is part of a series on Psychology