User:Meepsheep/The Block Bot

In this world, there are people who have been trolled. Many of these same people will lose. Many of them will accept the fact, have a nice day, and move on with their lives. Finally, there are a select few of individuals possessing such a high level of Autism that they cannot allow any online ill will to pass through their memory banks to be forgotten. This collection of people of the highest caliber of butthurt have, over time, developed alluring methodologies of coping with said anal pain. Some will begin to acquire cognitive disorders that will eventually overtake them; others simply begin identifying as the opposite sex. However, an even smaller portion of thoroughly demolished netizens will make it their life goal to parade their melodramatic internet-based tears as much as possible. As counter productive as this act may seem, a group of incompetent PHP "developers" (read: everything they know comes from stackoverflow) have proven themselves to be the epitome of butthurt projection.