McJuggerNuggets

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spoiled fuck

No work, just play!!!

McJuggerNuggets or "Jesse Ridgeway is a wannabe pewdiefag and spoiled shit living in New Jersey. He doesn't seem to comprehend the idea of a job, and relies solely on the little jewgold he gains from his YouTube, primarily videos made of him crying and freaking out to his dad destroying video games hebought him. The blondie doesn't accept reality of having to work in life, rather than being a nintendo virgin the rest of his life. His adame levine looking brother is a hypocritical wannabe of Jack Quire. The dad, although somewhat mentally insane, has some valid points to the destruction of his son's virgin castle of games. The 3 battle it out in a game of Magic: The Gathering. He constantly breaks stuff and takes his shirt off (idk.) He believes that youtube is a career and he can make millions.

Why is this in existence?

Well, simple. Jesse is a lazy asswipe that refuses to do anything that isn't game-related, like getting a job. Instead, he relies on the little pay of youtube just for rent. Instead of working for more money, he decides to only provide enough to still continue living in his parent's house, because he's a greedy jew who doesn't appreciate anything but his own fucking orgy of xbox games.

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The story of a spoiled bitch.

McJuggerNuggets has the tendency to not give a shit about his family's struggle to kick him out. He also is oblivious to the fact that maybe it isn't just about providing for the house, but rather, getting your own damn house. He also doesn't seem to understand the concept of property. If your dad buys you something, he is allowed to break it. Also, if you don't get a console you wanted, Don't complain about it and burn a christmas tree because you should be thankful for what you do have. Jesse is constantly being caught playing video games when he isn't supposed to. Thid is because he tries to convince his fans he has an "addiction" and it's something he can't help. During christmas, he didn't get a Wii U, so he did what he does best. Destroys shit like a hypocritical ass of his father. Nobody should have any sympathy for Jesse. Jesse is not the only one in the family obsessed with gadgets. His cousin Tom is crazy over tf2. His brother, Jeffrey, is attached to his iPad.