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Jwriter4 (aka Jason Michael) is part of a new wave of unhinged vloggers to grace our tubes in 08. Presenting himself as one of the more prolific examples of internet crazy, he is a vlogger whom has become notable as of late solely as a result of being overtly vocal on every conceivable issue - from politics, to religion, to certain cultural issues. Ostensibly counter culture, he has occasionally gone against the grain at times, but is often more concerned with being seen than sharing his thoughts. As such, Jason (an aspiring writer) is primarily pre-occupied with refining his subwhoring techniques to an exact science whilst goading other retards on the tubes with his constant whining about whatever repetitive, played-out, and politically incendiary garbage he happens to catch drift of on any given day. Jason would like to become the next Khayev of YouTube, but he unfortunately lacks the aesthetic qualities, physical appearance and intellectual capacity to achieve it. Reminiscent of other YouTube lolcows such as Culexor, Jason does not seem to be fully conscious of what he's saying or doing a lot of the time as he occasionally backpedals after his fits of aspie rage subside. Regardless, he is determined to make his mark on les tubes.

Familiar tactics are familiar.

Typical Jason

The Writer J

Jason, for all intents and purposes, spends nearly every waking hour of his YouTube spamming days involved in constant spats with other vloggers. Like most YouTubers who suffer from chronic USI, Jason has unfortunately proven unsuccessful in fending off his detractors as he commonly responds, almost exclusively, with either ad hominem, strawman or just plain unintelligable nerd rage. Jason has sought to expound his occasionally frequent militant opinions on (mostly) racial issues. Despite having been able to tread water on the familiar talking points during his early days on the tubes he can be found, more often than not, responding to anything mildly popular on the most discussed or most viewed lists as, in his desperate search for e-fame, this tends to facilitate his pursuit of attention best.

His Fans

Quotes

   
 
I AM THE DEFENDER OF ABNORMALITY AND THE EMPEROR OF TRUTH!
 

 
 

—Jason, on himself.

Reaction To Wikification

   
 
See, I'm what you'd call real...
 

 
 

—Jason, preach on brother

Jason seems to incorrectly equate his article with his "haters" on YouTube...but the "bottom line" seems to be lolcano.

Jason gives up the ghost

On July 27th, 2008, Jason decided to remove over 650 videos from his YouTube channel after about 7 months of spamming YouTube to kingdom come. Jason would like to assure you that he is not gone from the tubes but that he plans on moving his fail over to Blogtalk from now on.

Update: On December 5th, 2008, Jason was suspended. There was some controversy around him supposedly making excessive fraudulent copyright claims against fellow YouTubers as well as rumours that he was also the target of many copyright claim himself. It's unclear what Jason will do now that he is on the YT's permaban list but he returned Dec 19th under Template:Youtube2 and is a little disgruntled over the ban YT's decision.

Trivia

  • Is essentially the black Brett Keane of Youtube (albeit Keane was a far better troll), typically making about 10 vids a day (srsly).
  • Frequently uses the shittiest quality cam for direct uploading his tripe.
  • Has an "audience you could only dream of".
  • Yet another example of how anyone can become a YT partner. (He has been one of the few that has been suspended though)
  • If you're reading this article, you're racist.

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