User:Vermin

This colostomy bag was BANNED for his toxic body odor. You can help by learning from his mistakes of not using deodorant or bathing regularly. Maintaining a safe distance or wearing a gas mask whenever he's around would also be in your best interest.

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THE RAT'S LAIR

	“	Dangerously stinky.	„

Unwashed Rat (mp3)

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WARNING This user is a filthy fucking furfag. You can help by hunting them down, deriding their psychological maladjustment to life, turning them into roadkill, and performing taxidermy on them. Watch the CSI episode where it all happens.

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“	This odorous, scent-driven rat is proud to divulge he doesn't use deodorant, body soap, shampoo, cologne, laundry detergent, or toothpaste irl. Artificial, factory-produced scents offend his senses, and pheromone detection is his truest indicator of attraction. Water is nature's shower, and is all you need in order to stay clean and maintain good hygiene, and to of course enable your body to naturally produce innocuous body odor, which this user has a strong admiration for.	„

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File:Vermin gym rat.jpgThis user is a gym rat.

This user has been on ED for 16 years, 9 months and 25 days.

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“	I'm the greatest unwashed superhero there ever was and ever will be.	„

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“	Steadily sailing the seas of drama, conquering each passing wave.	„

“	Yar, come at me!	„

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“	I'm a literal gym rat.	„

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“	Fun in the sun.	„

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“	2015 is my year, whether the Chinese Zodiac says so or not!	„

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“	One of these days they're gonna take me away..	„

:>This user is a dramarat.

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“	I'm actually worshiped in some parts of the globe.	„