User:SkyBlueCat3/Drafts/CallMeCarson

CallMeCarson (Powerword: Carson King) is an batshit insane, overrated basement-inhabitant who makes a living as a revolting live-streamer, an internet comedian, as well as being an unskilled bulging-gamer who basically doesn't how to play the game properly. Carson is an internet personality whose nothing other than dick-riding YouTube and Twitch for money. Currently busy manipulating his fangirls, he is often known for typically recording his friends while playing Minecraft and Discord. And these two platforms are mostly featured in 80% of his content, proving that this ugly bastard is rather uncreative than being an independent 22-year-old entertainer. You know, his content was always unfunny right? but 13-year-olds somehow manage to find his content that purely consist of actual teenagers doing random shit funny. Technically, if you watch other boring things on YouTube such as the paint drying on the wall means you're simply watching content that's far more entertain than this abomination of a human being.