Introvert

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Introvert at public (often confused with emo, but it's the same thing)

Introvert at home (often confused with femboy, but it's the same thing)

Introverts (aka. femboys, furries, emos, depression kids, quiet kid) are people who have difficulties trying to be normal members of society. When someone describes himself as an introvert there's 90% of chances he watches anime (is a weaboo), is a furry or has depression (often all of these deviations occur). Good thing about them is they won't bother you often, beacuse they are to shy to start a normal conversation. Bad thing about them is they exist. There are many myths on the internet about introverts that say they are very intelligent and thoughtful. They forget intelligence doesn't come from masturbating to furries and anime girls every day at home.

Behavior

• At public

You usually won't be able to notice any introverts publicly at all. 99% of introverts leave home just for work, school etc. When you are at school and you notice any introvert, he is probably dressed in black clothes with black hair, listening to emo music. When you try to talk to them, they probably won't be able to respond. When they respond anyway, they won't be able to hold a conversation since they know a shit about outside world.

• At home

Introverts at home usually spend their times watching JewTube, masturbating to weird shit, promoting jewish propaganda, looking for femboy clothes or just editing another Encyclopedia Dramatica article. They also may make memes how intelligent they are compared to extroverts. You can usually find them on 4chan, ED, any furry jewcord server, DeviantArt, pornhub or telegram.

Types of introverts

• Emo

A common type of introvert. Watches manga or anime (or both), black hair and clothes, probably supports LGBTQIA2P+ rights.

• Furry

Literally 80% of the furry fandom. 90% of chances he is a nerd and writes video games (beacuse this job doesn't requires leaving home). Only place you can find them at public is a furry convention or pet shop. Spends every day drawing furries, roleplaying or masturbating. High chances of being a pedo or a faggot.

• Nigger introvert

They don't exist.

• Quiet kid

The only introverts i kind of support. They have a potential to become a school shooter. If we want to help them becoming one, we should bully them with friends we have. If his dad is a policeman or has access to rifles, the chances are higher! What are you waiting for?! Go bully your school quiet kids! They love being bullied

How to become an introvert

Why would you want to do that? Anyway...

Step 1. Be white

Step 2. Stop having any relationships.

Step 3. Wear only black clothes.

Step 4. Dye your hair black.

Step 5. Make your FurAffinity account.

Step 6. Stop talking to anyone

Done! Everyone now thinks you are a total loser. Don't worry, if you stay at home, no one will ever meet you! No one will ever know you exist if you do the right thing

How to stop being an introvert

Nigga there's no help for you. You will be an asocial cunt for the rest of your life.