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User:JanisJoplin/Sandbox
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—Lauren Southern, telling Keffals that the internet isn't a real place. | ||
Keffals (Powerword: Lucas Roberts) is a Gaynadian commie, as well as a tranny, who spends all day screaming at thousands on his twitch about how everyone he hates is a Nazi. Deluded enough that he thinks that surgery has made him a woman, he has now reached such levels of insanity that he believes that people want to see his pathetic prosthetic pussy on porn sites, along with his belief that "Ratio-ing someone on Twitter will save transgender lives!", an idea that only makes sense to those who live in an insane asylum.
Lucas gained infamy when he got a famous Twitch Retard banned off the site. Despite this Twitch-tard being pro-tranny, Lucas cherrypicked quotes and clips in order to get him suspended for Transphobia. Realizing that the big, bad evil companies are actually on his side, Lucas now picks fights with anyone he can find, declaring them Nazi and Transphobic. On this supposed crusade to "rid the web of those evil transphobes!", Lucas has clashed with Null, declaring him the "king of transphobes", and has tried to scrub his Kiwifarms page due to it cataloguing his history, that being a retard online.
Background
Lucas Roberts was born a healthy, baby boy on the 25th of March, 1996. However it became clear quite quickly, that Lucas was stupid. Lucas was VERY stupid. At 13 years old, Lucas got in contact with an old man online, and sent him naughty pictures of himself. He now claims he was groomed, and that this was clear manipulation, but we all know that deep down the Sick fuck liked sending pictures to this man. Hardly any record or proof that this happens exists, we only know about it because Lucas loves to talk about himself, all the time. Let this early example show that Lucas is very stupid, and that whether you believe his side of the story or not, he both impressionable and impulsive, a reoccurring theme in his life.
After becoming an loli irl, Lucas decided being a female loli would be better for his career than continuing as a simple shota. With his father dying of terminal cancer, Lucas saw this as perfect timing to start hormone therapy, convincing his father to spend his life savings on his surgery. Now looking like a crude mockery of nature's perfection, Lucas renamed himself "Clara Sorrenti", and decided on the death bed of his father that every night he would dress up as a woman, and scream at people for free money. It's important to note that possibly due to the surgery, Lucas gained an addiction to opioids.
After being tricked into sending his nudes to old men, and then tricked into spending his old man's cash on surgery, Lucas was then tricked into believing an ideology created by an old man almost as stupid as Lucas himself; Communism. Starting out as a member of the Communist Party of Canada in 2018, eventually becoming an organizer for the Party, Lucas under his new Clara identity, managed to get himself kicked out for a variety of reasons, the main one being that Lucas had become such a compulsive liar that he kept getting the Party into trouble. Given that he was being heavily criticized for not being a real commie, they dropped him from their Party to avoid the controversy.