Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge

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The Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge was yet another retarded Internet trend that started in April of 2015, where a bunch of tweenage tartlets on Twitter and Youtube thought it'd be a hilarious idea to use a shot glass or other small container to suck their lips into, until the vacuum made their lips swell up into massive proportions. The advised method actually just causes blood vessels in your lips to violently burst apart, potentially to the point of causing irreversible scarring and other horrific looking effects on their ugly faces. As stupid as they were, many people jumped right into the "challenge" without thinking twice about it, which inevitably resulted in a shitstorm of lulz and drama.

It should come as no surprise of course that the vast majority of those who took part in the "challenge" either legitimately or for the sake of attention seeking were pretty ugly looking to begin with, to the point that most just wound up looking like pock marked puffer fish, even more hideous than they looked before. Likewise, there were no shortage of black "nigger lipped" retards who, for some odd reason, thought they needed to have "nigger lips on steroids" and wound up looking like they had a severe allergic reaction at a watermelon eating contest.

Inspiration

The inspiration for this idiocy was the b-list celebrity bombshell, Kylie Jenner, notable for being related to other famous rich people (who don't actually do anything other than occupy the 1%), who had recently gotten lip injections to give her a permanent duck face. Kylie initially denied having work done and claimed that her obvious lip job was "genetics" and "makeup artistry", which in turn fueled the craze even more.

Aftermath

Kylie Jenner herself was quick to try and attempt damage control, claiming it wasn't her intent as a celebrity plastered all over mainstream media to influence the actions of young women the world over, even though she obviously and unavoidably does regardless. One can only presume that she's simply an idiot or simply doesn't care about the unavoidable influence she's having on others as a result of being a rich attention whoring white girl.

As a result of the backlash over the lip sucking/blood vessel bursting trend Kylie was forced to admit that she had gotten plastic surgery and that, that was how she plumped her lips up. She claimed that she had the surgery done because of "personal insecurities" and advised women everywhere not to imitate her, presumably because she knows full well she's a moron and should never be a role model for anyone.